Rock, Paper, Everything

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Rock, Paper, Everything game! Lets not waste any time and go straight to the rules.

Rock, Paper, Everything is a fairly simple game. First, you start with one Thing. For example, Ice. Now, the next poster has to post something that will beat the Thing, which in this case is Ice. I will choose Fire, and Fire melts the Ice. Creativity is greatly encouraged, but please, no Super-Duper-I-Win Things. If you select a unbeatable Thing, you will be skipped. Now, let the game begin!

Starting Thing: Sail boat

((Oh look, 250th post. I suppose that's a good sign, though you know the admins should pay more attention to characters when a new member can become a member before they type even one roleplay post...))

The Self-destruct button to destroy the laboratory that contains the super hadron collider.

The explosion that destroys the self-destruct button along with the Super Hadron Collider (All that German currency down the drain...)

Obsidian to block the explosion.

Diamond to destroy the obsidian.

Creeper to blow the diamond into lava before it can be harvested (Happened oh so many times)

Bow and arrow(s) to kill creeper before it can expleed.

ANOTHER creeper to stealth-explode. Like a bosslike.

A diamond armor to protect from explosion.

Falling into The Void.

turning on creative mode before dying.

Lag. Lots and lots of Lag, causing the game to crash.

A mac. To be immune to lag.

A fire to burn both the cat and the dog and to render the bone completely useless.
Wait, what am I supposed to be doing?

...Water to douse the fire...

An elephant to drink the water.