Rock, Paper, Everything

First topic message reminder :

Welcome to the Rock, Paper, Everything game! Lets not waste any time and go straight to the rules.

Rock, Paper, Everything is a fairly simple game. First, you start with one Thing. For example, Ice. Now, the next poster has to post something that will beat the Thing, which in this case is Ice. I will choose Fire, and Fire melts the Ice. Creativity is greatly encouraged, but please, no Super-Duper-I-Win Things. If you select a unbeatable Thing, you will be skipped. Now, let the game begin!

Starting Thing: Sail boat

A companioin cube to crush the vaccum cleaner

a stick of dynomite to blow up the cube XD IM HELPING TO DESTROY MY WATER

Portals to move the dynomite away from the companion cube.

TURRETS TO PWN YOU.

Glados to stop the turrents.

Wheatley to distract Glados with horrible ideas.

Chell to come in and steal wheatley for some reason. x__x lol

Endless test chambers to distract Chell somehow

Poison gas to kill Chell, thus making the test chambers completely obsolete.
... Wait, who am I supposed to help again? OOH A SHINY THING!

.....sure.... xD anyways, gas mask for chell >:D

A hand that quickly pummels the gas-mask.

A hammer that breaks the hand.

A hammer that breaks hammers with several hammers that have even smaller hammers that have even smaller hammers that have even smaller hammers that have even smaller hammers that have even smaller hammers that have even smaller-- [Internal Error 500: infinite loop found]

Math to get rid of the infinite loop.

Use a repeating decimal to create another infinite loop.

Then with that infinite loop, flatten and spiral off to create a Möbius strip.