Wistuffly INC. Presents, Wistuffly RPG 2

First topic message reminder :

A marvelous welcome to all you wonderful people. You may be pondering what this strange box of words is all about. This is a revamp of the previous topic, found here, which is a revamp of another game. It has, like, 900 posts so you may not read it all. But that's okay. By why create a revamp of a revamp? Because I'm bored and you ask too many questions, that's why. As I was saying, this is the revamp of the previous topic. Some of you may have played it, but many of you have not. Which is one of the reasons you are able to read this. I was content with how well the previous topic went, but it started to lose steam, as many topics seem to do. To remedy such, I am creating this new topic to let some other people know about my game, and so we have some more hype.

But what is the game, you ask with wistful eyes. Any more questions and I will bring out the wooden spoon. You say okay. The game is text based, as you would fully expect. I give you a situation and maybe some options, you say what you/your character would like to do, and I give you the outcome of such actions.

Example:
Wistuffly: You are both barricaded into the Spooky Diner. You need something sticky to put the final touches on the barricades. What will you do?
Lola: I would like to squirrel the large amounts of gum under the table into my backpack.
Joey: I will assist Lola with my spatula.
Wistuffly says: Lola & Joey) With the help of the spatula, you both easily scrape off some gum under the tables. You both get Wads of Gum (3).

And that's pretty much the entire game. Minus the Spooky Diners and gum spatuling. Is spatuling a word? No, the squiggle red lines tell me not. Regardless, I am using spatuling. So, if this or the previous topic remotely interested you, consider joining up. There aren't any sign ups, just enter an initial command and we will be good to go.

UNLOCKS:
Character Creation
You have two (2) points to allocate into the following attributes. The first point is the Primary point, the second being the Secondary point. The Primary point dictates which attribute will be the dominant attribute in your character. The Secondary point dictates which attribute will be the supporting attribute in your character. Each attribute may only have one point in it. Choose wisely.

STRENGTH:
CONSTITUTION:
DEXTERITY:
INTELLIGENCE:
WISDOM:
CHARISMA:

Example:

> Follow Narnar, but keep alert.

Ant)

You have been active for fifty years.
You think about bees.
Bees.
Ah yes, your faithful master, Enhrin, who gave you the gift of life those few years ago. Adept in the magical arts, he decided it would be a grand idea to have someone to help with the heavy lifting. He thought it would also be nice to have some more company than that blasted cat.
Your purpose in life is to make sure your master is content. Whether it be squashing roaches in the lab, or simply giving Enhrin someone to speak with.

You walk over to try and find what is intruding the lab. It turns out to not be a single what, but two whats. A kobold, one that you find rather familiar, and a girl. What do you do with the pair?

Jayers) You hop down into the pit with Narnar. You can confirm that at first glance it isn't a cave, but some sort of stone chamber. You can also see that it has been furnished, but your glances are cutshort by the robot looming over you.

D:
"Uhm... hi?"

>initiate: talking protocol 4919275blahblahblah.
>ignore: retarded names given by self for speaking as self normally does.

 "Why are you here?" I ask cautiously, albeit with a noticeable degree of interest (or at least, what would be a noticeable degree of interest had my voice not been completely and utterly monotone). As devoted as I am to my purpose, doing master's bidding every day often grows tiresome, and intruders/prisoners always provide a wonderful break for the monotony.
 So long as she does not disturb the lab or master does not arrive before they leave, I shall make sure that he remains content in the ignorance of her existence.

Ant & Jayers) Conversation mode initiated.

Narnar pipes in and says, "Greetingses metal one! Me brings the prophecy girly, justs like beardy friend wanted!" he says in an excited tone.

 "Oh, just... Um... I don't know, wait somewhere where you don't disturb the lab. Master didn't tell me anything about visitors..." I grumble to myself, annoyed at my master's lack of awareness.
 Hey, devotion and love are not synonyms, after all!
 >Go to: Master's room.
 "Master. You have visitors speaking about some strange prophecy girl," I say as I enter his room.


 (Yes, I'm aware that I didn't knock on the door or actually check if the room had Enhrin in it; I just don't particularly care right now. He'll be content with these visitors regardless of his current state, and if he's not there, I can always spend some time in conversation with this 'prophecy girly'.)

((Enhrin is indeed not in the room.))

Okay that was pretty of fast) Conversation mode ended.

Ant) You walk up the stairs to the lab and into the tower. Many more steps await you as you must walk to the very top of the tower. Eventually you make it to the center platform, and knock with your heavy metal fists on the wood door. Marks of your previous calls litter the door. "One moment, Jh'Ant!" you can hear your creator shout. Soft foot steps are heard, from your artificial magical senses of course, from behind the door. It swings open, as your master steps out from the room fumbling with his robe. He plods down the stairs, to see what the fuss is about.

Jayers) After the robot is finished speaking, he begins some stairs at the other side of the room. As the metal man leaves, Narnar begins humming a little tune. A minute goes by before you can hear the stairs creaking again. Instead of a man of metal, a man of flesh and bone walks down the stairs. He looks at you and the little Kobold for a moment, first with a brief look of anger, but then shock. The old man gawks at you for a little longer, before mumbling to himself, circling you, inspecting you. "You," the man says, "You are the first," he continues, his voice slowly trailing off. A giggle is heard. Then a single laugh. He bursts out laughing, and turns his head to Narnar. "Haha! I never would have believed in a thousands years you would do it!" The man says with teary eyes. The elderly man clears his eyes with a slender finger before continuing. "I can simply not believe you've done it, and after all those years! Honestly, I gave you the task to keep you occupied and far away from myself. Never did I think you would find her!" he says. A final chuckle escapes from the bottom of his throat.

"I apologize young miss, you must be very confused about all of this. Sadly, time is of the essence. I am Enhrin. I assume you've met my construct, Jh'Ant. Would you like some tea?" Enhrin asks, motioning up the stairs.

Ant) Ah Enhrin. What an odd character indeed, as most tower sages are. Enhrin bounces back and force from levels of enthusiasm and seriousness. One second he will be speaking in the gravest of tones, then laughing and singing the next. It isn't so much as a disorder than a quirk. Enhrin is on and off with his work as well, the magical arts, as they constantly need perfecting. Some nights he goes without sleep, others very much not. Again, the drive to work mostly depends on his mood. After spending fifty years with your master, you've grown as much as a bond that your magical being could allow. Or at least you think so. You aren't quite sure, seeing as your self awareness is completely controlled by Enhrin.

"Tea? Sure..." smiles a completely and utterly confused Jay.

Ant & Jayers) "Excellent," Enhrin says motioning to the stairs, "Follow me." Enhrin and you both follow him upstairs. You've all made it to the halfway point, a large wooden platform. A couple doors are on the walls. But how strange these doors are, as they would logical lead to outside of the tower. But these are no ordinary doors. When opened, they reveal an impossibly large room. Enhrin holds open the door as you both walk inside. The room itself is grand, as explained before, ten fold the size of the lab. Strange things line the walls, such as wonderful paintings and rather intimidating mounted animal heads. But the furniture is also grand. Intricately designed couches with coloured silk cushions. Fancy wooden tables are also present in the room, with equal amount of detail. Enhrin brings you over to one of the tables and seats Jay. "Jh'Ant, make us some tea," Enhrin says, pointing to a nearby cabinets.

Jayers) "Tell me what is on your mind," Enhrin says.

Ant) You have been asked to make some tea. Your master points to a nearby cabinet.

>Open cabinet and analyze what types of tea I am able to make with its contents. Should there be a variety, I shall ask the human intruder/whatever what kind of tea she'd like.

Ant) There is bubble tea and only bubble tea. Bubble tea is the only tea that matters. I mean, you could make other kinds of tea. But then you wouldn't be making bubble tea. And you're just not ready for that.

There are multiple varieties of bubble teas, though.
 >Make Enhrin's usual bubble tea.
 "We have regular bubble tea, strawberry flavored bubble tea, mango flavored bubble tea, chocolate flavored bubble tea, and coconut flavored bubble tea. Which one would you like, ma'am?" I ask as I prepare her glass. I pause for a nigh-indiscernible moment, then ask, "Out of curiosity, ma'am, what kinds of tea do you know of besides bubble tea? In my many years serving Enhrin, I've only made different varieties of this confectionery." Despite my obvious curiosity, I ask the question in my usual monotone.

Jayers & Ant) Tea time mode activated.