Corrupted Wishing Well 2

First topic message reminder :

I'm sure most of you know this game -- make a wish, and have it come true. Problem is, the wishing well is corrupted and as such the fulfillment of the wish goes terribly awry!

To those who don't know what I'm talking about, here's the gist:
1. Grant the wish above you, making it go wrong somehow.
2. Make a wish yourself.
3. Lather, rinse, repeat.

For example:

Person 1: I wish for some sushi.

Person 2: Granted, but it seems that the fish has gone rotten, and it's given you food poisoning!
I wish for a puppy.

Person 3: Granted, but it's vicious and it tears up your furniture.
I wish I was the smartest person in the world.

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I will start.
I wish Pokemon were real.

Granted but your next wish is something so bad the wishing well finda a way to turn you into a zombie.
I wish there was no such thing as a computer virus.

Granted but now GlaDOS takes over your computer.

I wish that Pokemon, Digimon, and Yugioh would co-exist.

granted but then they kill all humans

I wish for a more then vague understanding of psychology

Granted but now you die because you are trapped into the knowlage and died trying to figure all of it out.

I wish i had a portal gun.

Granted but the gun explodes due to improper handaling
I wish I had a plasma rifle.

Wish Granted! Congratulations, you now have a plasma rifle!
Wait, why is it glowing like that? Oh sh-

I wish I knew what made Davonta's rifle explode.

Granted, but in your studies you die from the same explosion.

I wish I had the Tri Force of Courage!

Granted, but you turn into Zelda and get gidnapped by Ganon.
I wish Shake It Up would be canceled, and Kim Possible would take it's place.

Wish granted but they only play one episode
I wish I was a cartoon XD

Granted but you're canceled. x3

I wish I was a voice actor.

Granted but then you are fired after 1 episode

I wish that i wasn't sick.

Granted but you turn into a germ
I wish it would rain chocolate milk.

Granted. Yay, chocolate rain everywhere! Now if only it wasn't rotten.

I wish that the person who reads this next loses the game.
The game, by the way.

Granted but then the next next person wins the game.

I wish this wishing well wasn't corrupted.

Granted, but all wishing wells become corrupted as a result and the only one that isn't is destroyed.
I wish that my friend's site had more members.