Pichu RPG: Totally not a ripoff of wistuffly RPG!

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This is gonna be a bit like homestuck but NOT REALLY!
so yeah.
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anyways
this is gonna be text-adventure-forum thing but not really since it has a fourth wall. AND I SWEAR IF YOU BREAK IT--just kidding.
Anyways, ROOLS
If you post, YOU SHALL NOT POST until i respond with something.
NO GAHDMAHD. You know. Travelling instantly. Not taking damage.
Now.
You will need to check your surroundings to know, im just saying.
NOWWWW!
List of accepted peopls
OREOE
LUCIAS
HARUKA
Sparrow
KYOKO
Wost Offly
Empteh
Well have fun!

My temporary name is Sparrow. >.<
Hmm... I don't know what these could be like. For all I know, they're cursed. I'm not touching them before I get information on them.
In the meantime, I'll go back to throwing the cat at buttons.
"So, I'll just assume that magic exists here. How do I know that none of these are cursed or poisoned or the like?" I ask even as the cat flies through the air.

Cat: Yes, Magic does exist, But they're not cursed or poisoned. they're somewhat magical. When you press them a signal goes out to something and teleports something or YOU somewhere. Also.. I beleive we are being watched right now.

*waits to see what's been teleported here*
"You expect me to trust your word? When I wake up without any memories here? Hell no; if I'm an amnesiac and you call yourself my guide, it's obvious that you're the cause of whatever the hell is happening, and therefore not my friend."

Cat: I was dragged into this to. heck, before this, i was an alleycat! I was dragged in to be a helper, but given the ability to talk and an understanding of everything there!

Haruka> Watch the boy talk to his OWL and gain his Hogwarts Acceptance Letter

Haruka> Starve

Lucius > Be awkward and stare at other boy
Lucius > SAY SOMETHING!
Lucius: NU
>WAI
Lucius: BECAUSE
>NOW
Lucius: NUUUUUUUUU *continues to just stare*

Haruka> Not notice the boy is staring at him awkwardly.

Haruka> Ask who the boy is.

> Respond with "Fluttershy"
Lucius: HELL NO
> Please?
Lucius: NO
>Come oooooonnn
Lucius: NONONONONONONONOONONONO
> Fine, say you're god.
Lucius: That I like. *Tells the girl he his god with a devious smile that makes it obvious he is using sarcasm in a good humored way*

Haruka> Realize that the person in front of you is god.

Haruka> Ask God if he can make anything.

Haruka> What is Sarcasm?

"Again; I do not trust you. Guilty until proven innocent, man." I continue throwing the cat at buttons.
So I've thrown him three times, and only once have I been given results. Huh.

> Holy Crap he actually believed you
L: Holy crap he actually believed me!
> KEEP PLAYING YOUR PART
L: Why?
> TIS YO DESTINY BOY
L: Ok now we're just copying homestuck
> SHUT UP BOY AND GO KILL KIRA ALREADY
L: .......................*Tells boy he has no food and cannot control this world*

???: You keep throwing the cat at the buttons and stuff keeps falling.
Off the marble pillars into the endless pit below.
You manage to notice some stuff is falling onto the crate and not falling. 1. More dr.pepper. atleast 3 more bottles. 2. a fancy detective hat. 3. the fact that YOU'RE IN A COMPLETELY NEW ROOM.

Haruka> Sad Face. No fooooooooooooooooddddd

Haruka> Understand though...

> Ask if he is Azami.

Haruka> ...........

Haruka> Asks if the boy is from a different world.

AFTER bLUE POSTS YOU ARE UNDER MY COMMAND (EVIL LAUGHTER)

> Say you are
L: That's lying
>Do it anyways
L:Why?
> Do it or the owl gets it!
L: NUUUUUUUU *Tells boy he's from another world*