Would You Rather..?

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[(Just FYI, I did not write this first post.. Copied and pasted it from a friend on another site..)\

You all should know the "Would you rather?" game, right? Well, if you don't know how to play it, here's an example:

Member1: Would you rather be social or independent?
Member2: Social. - Would you rather be 20 or 50 years old?
Member3: 20 years old. - Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor with a lot of friends?

I'll start:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Quicksand, for I miight be Sandman. Would you rather be insane or be illogical?

insane. Easier to live in a padded room.

Would you rather Eat all the things, or hit yourself with all the things?

Hit myself with all the things. There are many things that I would rather not eat, and there are many things that can kill me before I have to experience the pain of hitting myself with all the things.

Would you rather have all the things or none of the things?

All the things. If I had nothing, I would die due to starvation/dehydration/hypothermia/ect.

Would you rather eat a pokemon or have it eat you?