Would You Rather..?

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[(Just FYI, I did not write this first post.. Copied and pasted it from a friend on another site..)\

You all should know the "Would you rather?" game, right? Well, if you don't know how to play it, here's an example:

Member1: Would you rather be social or independent?
Member2: Social. - Would you rather be 20 or 50 years old?
Member3: 20 years old. - Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor with a lot of friends?

I'll start:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Mouth. I ain't livin' life blind.

Would you rather live at theMagnetic North Pole or the geographic North Pole?

The geographic North Pole. I live in Norway, so that pretty much only means i have to move further north in my own country. Plus, the magnetic North Pole is approaching Russia. I would have preferred it if it had stayed in Canada... (no offense to anyone who lives in Russia, I'm just a huge Canada fan, so...yeah...)

Would you rather hold an hour long presentation in Spanish or Advanced Mathemathics?

Advanced Mathematics. At least I understand that.

Would you rather get accused of and punished for stealing (whether or not you did it doesn't matter) or get attacked by three men with baseball bats?

punished for stealing, unless the penalty is go to jail, then I'd go for the three guys with bats in an INSTANT

Would you rather eat poisonous food, or go into a coma for 5 years?

Poisonous food. Might get a little sick, but I'd heal right back up soon. (Never specified the lethality of the poison ^^)

Would you rather have a knife collection or a pistol collection?

A pistol collection. It's simple, I have a blood phobia and knives have blades.

Would you rather step on a lego or slip on a banana peel?

Step on a lego. They seem to hurt less for me...

Would you rather have the head of your favorite pokemon or the body of your favorite pokemon?

Body. De heck would a pokémon head give you?

Would you rather be stuck in a furnace/oven or refridgerator?

Refrigerator. MMMM FOOOOD.

Would you rather get cut in half horizontally or vertically?

Vertically. People have lived from that...right?

Would you rather have to eat pancakes as your only food or wear a banana suit as your only clothes?

I think you've mixed up your vertically and horizontally... XP

Pancakes. I like le pancakes.

Would you rather have an Android or an iPhone?

An android. Android 18, to be precise. So long as she's not going to kill me.
Would you rather have ten thousand dollars (US) or your own house?

My own house. Definitely.

Would you rather only be able to run or walk?

Run. =D

Would you rather that you were/are never successful, or never happy? =/

I'd rather be happy. ^3^

WOULD YOU RATHER LOSE YOUR HAIR OR LOSE YOUR BELLYBUTTON!?!