Would You Rather..?

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[(Just FYI, I did not write this first post.. Copied and pasted it from a friend on another site..)\

You all should know the "Would you rather?" game, right? Well, if you don't know how to play it, here's an example:

Member1: Would you rather be social or independent?
Member2: Social. - Would you rather be 20 or 50 years old?
Member3: 20 years old. - Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor with a lot of friends?

I'll start:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

A reptile. A turtle to be exact. Why? Turtles are cool.

Would you rather be a Pokemon with no moves, or a trainer with no pokemon?
They both have to go into long patches of tall grass btw.

I guess a trainer with no Pokèmon. I can catch myself some. Besides, right before I go into the grass, Professor Oak will stop me and give me a Pokèmon.

Would you rather eat your way out of a pile of a thousand dead babies, or have a baby eat you alive slowly.

Eat my way out. Wait, are they raw?

Would you rather be super long fingernails or super long eyelashes?

FINGERNAILS
I CAN KILL... THEM... They shall die by my fingernails... They... They...

Would you rather be schizophrenic or be haunted by a ghost in such a way that other people would assume that you're schizophrenic?

Gee, a toughie. I don't even know what that means. I guess I'd be haunted by a ghost because ghosts are cool.

Would you rather be unable to die to old age but can die to anything else that's lethal, or be unable to die to anything except old age?

Hm... I'd say to die to old age but can die to anything else that's lethal.

Would you rather...
Live in a basement full of about a hundred cockroaches or Have to eat insects the rest of your life.

I'd rather eat the insects. Full of protein! SO GOOD FOR YOU!

Would you rather be giant or tiny?

Tiny. Think of how long one slice of cake would last.

Would you rather redo every year of school you've done, or take your chances in a fight with six toddlers. Robot toddlers that are as weak as normal toddlers if you don't want to beat up toddlers.

I'm gonna fight them toddlers. And, yes, I do want to fight the real toddlers. Not the robots. Because I like the satifaction of their blood on my hands.

Would you rather starve to death or die by eating too much. And, yes, there is such a thing.

Starve to death... I don't want my stomach to explode. You'd have to hose me off the walls.

Would you rather be unable to feel sadness or unable to feel anger?

Unable to feel sadness. I wanna be happy!

Would you rather have no arms or no legs?

No legs because COMPUTER.

Would you rather have a 3DS and a GameBoy Colour or a DS lite and every Pokémon game except for your two favorite?

Damn. I'd rather have the 3ds and the Gameboy Color because the 3ds is new and I actually have games for the Gameboy Color.

If you and your best friend were stranded in a desert without any water source, and all you could drink was you guys' own blood, whose blood would you drink first, yours or your friend's?

I wouldn't do either. I'd kill my friend before bashing my head against a rock. Then I'd die, and nobody would have to resort to cannibalism. Everyone's happy.

Would you rather be insane or falsely accused of being insane?

Insane. I wouldn't know I was.

Would you rather have pie or cake?