Wistuffly INC. Presents, Wistuffly RPG 3: Lost in New York

>Buttcrack Bugbreath Rock Roomington

>Takane: Realize that this is stupid and instead look around.

Haruka> Maybe I have to wait a bit.

Haruka> Look outside the window

Player: Rage over one crab having that much health and not being able to win the first fight, then flee and try to reach the waterfall in the distance.

Sparrow)
You open up WChat.


You require a Username and Password to continue.

Alouette) YOU HA VE TO GET I
You start up the monitor.


Five programs, "Recycle Bin", "WChat", "Furnasces", "Combiscale", and "Transportifier".

Takane)
What you see is all that is in Rock Roomington. The computer at the desk, the purple carpet, and the windows.

Haruka)
You take a look out the window.


Player C)


You'd have to get past the crab first. Arrgh! +2 Anger.

Player Character: Try to bury the crab under sand

> Alouette: Investigate each of these programs in turn.

Haruka> Notice the Red topped tower and see it's likely made from cobblestone, and seeing how it seems to have similar windows and is made out of the same material as your room (plus you must be pretty high up as well) theorize that the tower is the same, or similar to how whatever the outside of your place looks like.

>Takane: Check computer.

Name> Pichu
Primary Stat> Dexterity
Secondary Stat>Intelligence
Hobby (Sorry i just thought i should add this) > Parkour
Pichu> Wakeup. While falling from the sky and fall on your face.
Pichu> Hope that you can actually join
Pichu> NOTICE YOU'RE LATE

Player C)
You are fighting the Ocean Crab.

As you lean down to scoop up some sand to bury the Ocean Crab with, it jumps up and pinches your nose. To death.

You have died.

...

You are now a spirit, standing of your corpse. The crab still clamps onto your nose in rage. Suddenly, across from your corpse, an office door appears.


Alouette) T BACK FROM HIMHE STOLE IT. US
The "Reycling Bin" program is what you'd expect, a program that you use to delete other programs. "WCHAT" Requires a Username and Password before you can use it.

The three other programs, "Furnasces", "Combiscale", and "Transportifier", open up to the following windows:

Furnasces:

The Furnasces can turn Furnasces Fuel into items. Furnaces Fuel can be found in treasure troves hidden throughout the game, and more commonly by killing enemies. The quality of these items is dependant on rarity.

Combiscale:

The Combiscale can combine these items together, as well as other items in the world. The more items you combine together, the higher the complexity the item will be. There is a limit to how complex your item can be (based on level).

Transportifier:

The Transportifier is used to teleport things to different locations. The destination of the teleport is dictated by the coordinates entered into the black boxes.

Haruka)
Yes, that tower is much like your own.

Tanake)


You start up the monitor, and the plain rolling hills blue skies background pops up. Five programs are on the computer. "Recycling Bin", "WCHAT", "Furnasces", "Combiscale", and "Transportifier".

Pichu)
Class - Illusionist
With an Illusionist around, you can be assured that things are never as they seem. An Illusionist can bend the senses of others, whether it be creating a ghoulish chill down their spine, or the mirage of a terrifying monster! Touch, taste, sight, sound, and hearing can all be altered by the Illusionist. As with all magical users, they tend to be physically weaker than other classes.

You fall from the sky, into a large lake in the middle of the forest. Surfacing, you spit out some water and take a deep breath. What do you do?

Player Character: Rage about having lost to a crab, punch the door, then enter it.

> Alouette: Login to WCHAT.

-Username: Snowbird
-Password: whitelilyforest14

Pichu>Get out of the water. i think i have gotten drunk one too many times.

Haruka> Be happy with your logic, and walk back to the computer to see if anything interesting happened.

Username: sparrowlikeaboss
Password: bobbananaville

Once I'm logged in (or once I find out that this is not, in fact, my username/password), I'll click the Furnace and Combiscale icons.

My character's history is that of the Sparrow of his previous life; he was once a normal, introverted person in the modern age who got stuck in LIFE. Upon his inevitable death in life, he ran away from the grim reaper and found himself in an insane funhouse of an RPG, which he was killed in. As well.
Upon his death THERE, the Grim Reaper was so impressed with Sparrow's tenacity that he allowed him to live a new life.
One in which he was a ninja. In New York.
Of course, the Reaper accidentally let Sparrow keep his memories of his previous lives, which always leads to some shenanigans.