Prison Smash

First topic message reminder :

(( Once upon a time, a member by the name of Duskerno made a neat little topic. Sadly, the Forum games were locked, and no more progress could be made. I wish to remedy that! It will play exactly like that previous topic.))



The first of our heroes stands before you in a crudely drawn room, full of simple furniture and barred windows.

Before we begin the story, please give our hero a name.

Akanewie and Connie: Connie your idea is good, but the real question is why would he replace the lava lamp if it betrayed him? And Aki, if you want proof, ask John's father.

He's still in the hospital.


John: SMASH THE LAVA LAMP. AND AKI MUST BE EVIL SINCE SHE IS TRYING TO KILL AN AVENGER, USING TORTUROUS METHODS, AND HAS AN EVIL FACE IN THAT SENTENCE SO SHE MUST BE EVIL! PLUS SHE IS PROBABLY A PYROMANIAC!

Savato: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I'M A PYROMANIAC!? OBJECTION! I'll say it again as I had said before, HOW DO WE KNOW THAT JOHN HAS A FATHER? FOR ALL WE KNOW, THAT MAN IS A STRANGER! IS THERE EVEN A MAN IN THE HOSPITAL? YOU ONLY CLAIM THAT! DIDN'T JOHN'S FATHER DIE BECAUSE OF A BEAVER? THESE EVIDENCE ARE FABRICATED EVIDENCE, Also known as... False EVIDENCE!

Riddle me THAT, SAV!

John: Save the Lava Lamp and tell us, WHERE IS YOUR FATHER? DID HE DIE BY BEAVER!? HOW AM I EVIL? ALL I AM DOING IS TYPING BY CAPS! SAKURA IS TRYING TO COVER UP HER TRACKS! LOOK AT HER FACE, SHE'S A LIAR! LIAR, BURN HER BURN HEEER!

John: Go to sleep and cleanse your mind of these conflicting thoughts that are exhausting you so.

Akanewie: *Clears throat* So I was right about your pyromaniac...ness! I KNEW IT I said that you did the evil smiley, which was my proof. Also here is some proof in the chatbox that you care little about John.

[17:02:26] Sakura : I feel so sorry for John XD
[17:02:36] Akanewie : I don't. >xD
[17:02:40] Xeryd : Wow
[17:02:44] Sakura : Honestly, like three voices are fighting in his head telling him to do different things |D

And btw. I'm not Savato. He is my PMD Brother. *puts on sunglasses*

John: I say don't listen to Aki, but instead choose what Connie says. Give the Lava Lamp a proper trial, but have half of the jury lava lamps, and the other half EX-Badasses. Just saying.

John is getting rather overwhelmed.



John sleeps to get away from all this bickering.



You go back to Franklin.

Oops, did say Sav. Sorry. xD

Sakura: HA! OBJECTION! I don't care about John's sanity, it's true. But I care about the lives that are at risk! Why are you so desperate into killing a Lava Lamp when you don't have any evidence that he hasn't done anything wrong!? And what's wrong with having large eye browns? YOU ARE NOT JUST A LIAR, BUT A BULLY! ;-; I know what you're trying to do!

YOU'RE TRYING TO TURN JOHN INTO A KILLER!

Now, if I'm evil, why am I defending an innocent life? Plus, if you haven't noticed... John can't invite people over because he's in Jail. =/ He can't have a jury of Lava Lamps and EX-Badasses... But what about the fish!?

John: Alright, rest now... We shall resume later! ^^ /shot x10 ((Why is my head a Bat-poochyena? xD))

Franklin: Press random buttons on the phone!

Franklin: Wield the hat rack.

Franklin: Tap Dance for fun :D

(( I just went by avatar, and drawing Bat Pooch's head would be difficult. So I just copy/pasted ))



Franklin now wields the HAT RACK.

EDIT: Franklin can not tapdance, because I don't know how to make gifs. D;

Franklin: Go to the other side of the room and press the Anvil button on the Phone

((Oh. x'D))

Franklin: Go and click the Anvil button!

Franklin pushes the button.



An Anvil bursts forth from the NORTH wall.

Franklin: Don't let those Pizzas go to waste! Eat 'em up!

Franklin: Good good, now press the Slamjam button.

...

You're cool like that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2meN7deokM&feature=c4-overview&list=UUzOYGoqIGOPf_mIdfG74Vew

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