Jailbreak

Before we start, let me say I have absolutely no talent with art. Whatsoever.

In this game, you're going to try and break out of jail.
Give commands by posting, you may try and post anything. That does not mean what you try might work.
Also, you all share the same character. Anybody can give a command.



You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.

Go crazy and fake a seizure in hopes a guard will see, then when he bends down knee him in the face

You start freaking the fuck out, unfortunately nobody seems to care.

First in frustration i smash the pumpkin against the window,
Then i bang the metal key against the bars to make a headsplitting echo

What pumpkin?
Your small brain can only comprehend one command at a time

Shout that i need whater, and if i dont get it that they cant torture me later on due to dehydration

A guard with a rather large head comes in and delivers you water.

Hiya can i have a pack of playing cards to do solitaire? I will be quiet from now on if you get me them

Ooc: i do have a plan just not what you have in mind btw.
I had simulations like these with friends

The guard shakes his head and says that he's not allowed to give prisoners weapons.

Playing cards? Weapons? As the guard looks at him skeptically he rushes forward and smashes the guards temple against the wall.

You attempt to smash his head against the wall, but his head is far too large for you to do that.
The guard looks angry.

Hold my arm at waist level and give him the "birdie" as he looks down i bring my knee up and smash it into his head.

You hurt your knee on the bar. Idiot.

(You'd make a great Homestuck narrator)

I apologize the guard for being so aggressive, and inform him of the subset of claustrophobia that I have, which forces me to become unnaturally violent in enclosed spaces. I then politely ask him if I might be able to go outside for a short period of time to recover my marbles.