Free beer!

Now that I have your attention, could I take a moment of your time to tell you of our lord Arceus?

Kidding, kidding.

Everyone knows legendaries aren't real.

So, yeah, I suppose I should introduce myself. Pardon for the cheesy jokes prior to now, I just wasn't quite sure how to approach this forum.
My name is something you shouldn't really know, but many people call me JAM. Just, don't ask why. Terrible things happen when you ask why.
A few fun facts about me: I'm a decent artist, I am never completely serious, I know big words like haemophobia, I have an ego the size of Atlanta and a British accent. I've obviously played the mystery dungeon games up to now and have recently purchased Gates to Infinity, though I must admit I am not a huge fan of Gen 5. Mostly because I got left behind and now I have no idea how to competitive battling.
Nevertheless, I'm quite happy to find such a site and am sure I'll have tons of fun. Possibly.
A word of warning, I have a tendency of disregarding the fourth wall at times. Just saying.

Well then...Jam..You'll be happy to know that the fourth wall was eaten by my character Acro the Archen a long time ago(at least in the chatbox) and the fourth wall appears to be nonexistent there. Our repair man gave up after it was broken the fiftieth time ^^
Welcome to the site!

It always depends on comedic effect.
And the chat box is stupid, it won't work for me.
It also called me fat.
Stupid chat box.

Welcome to the site! :3

Yis, mistah Trapinch.
Is gon b gud.

Out of curiosity, how long does it usually take for the pokés to be transferred to my account?

*shrugs* it's different for some. The admins are busy irl and usually do it weekly.

Gotcha.
I'll just sit here.
Doing....
Well, nothing.
Excpet for sitting.
Which implies I'm doing I'm something.
Though sitting is implied, so I thought I'd leave that out.
Breathing, thinking, typing. Doing those too.
Wow, i'm such a busy person.