SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING IDK ROLEPLAY

foreword:

"This is the one?"
"This is the what?"
"Y'know, the one that we're going to send to that place in order to save the world."
"He's gonna save the world? I thought we were just sending him there because it's funny."
"Yes, he's gonna save the wor-"
"Actually, soldier boy, we are sending him there solely because it's funny."
"But... But this is another dimension! There could be undiscovered energy sources there, or aliens or something! Don't you think that this is irr-"
"Shut up. I'm the scientist here. Why don't you follow your partner's lead, shut up and be stupid?"
"Wha-"
"Oh, did you put a camera on his hat so we could see what's going on?"
"Even better; I put them in his eyeballs. The only way we'd lose a signal was if his eyes were cut out."
"Wha- That's unethical!"
"Nothing ethical is fun. Remember that. Alright, sending him in in five... four... three..."

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Cotton candy of varying colors could be seen all around, all the way to the edge of the horizon. Pink was the land, blue was the sea, white were the clouds, but all that was not alive was cotton candy.
Majestic liquorice dragons of unimaginably large sizes flew in the sky, striking down their gumdrop foes with gigantic chocolate bubbles. A ginger bread man jumped and grabbed hold of one such dragon, forcing it to the ground and allowing for millions of little gumdrop men to tear it apart til it was little more than sustenance for the gumdrops. This was the world they lived in. This was always the world they lived in. And should fate allow it, this was the world they would live in forev-
At that point, a man appeared quite literally out of nowhere and fell on it all.