A mess at school

Everyone goes at school and everyone sometimes is kind of anxious during the class.So,as my class is said to be the worst in the whole neighborhoud by the local headmasters and teachersX3,I decided to begin a thread where you can tell funny moments from your school life
I'll start of:
English teacher:Sit down kids!*says angrily*
Student:SIT!*shouts while laughing*
Everyone:*laugh*
Teacher:Shhhhhhh...be quite!
Student:QUITE!
Everyone:*laugh even more*
Teacher:*looks at student without telling him anything*Don't talk!*says to all*
Student"TALK!
Teacher:HEY!
Student:HEY!!!!!!!!!!!
Teacher:WHO REPEATS?
Student:REPEATS!!!!
Teacher:...Go out...
Yupp just a normal day X3 come on I look forward to see how naughty or silent you are in class=D
Post here any funny moment at school during the class

Funny coincidence, something kinda funny happened yesterday.

We spent half our Spanish class listening to a song named Bombo, which is this really average party song from the Norwegian Eurovision finale sung by a half-Spanish girl. So naturally, that song got stuck on the brains of the entire class. Inconveniently enough, we had a maths test next, and just as the test starts, one of my classmates start humming Bombo. The humming spreads until almost the entire class hums it. In the middle of the test. Needless to say, we all had to go outside and get our act together before finishing it.

Hehe that is funny xD(you got an F?)well another that happened
Maths teacher:So kids pay attention *starts writing at the board*
Me:°friend`s name° hey start posing I will record a video
Friend:cool*starts posing*
Everyone:*make lot of noise*
Me:Quiet!I am trying to pay attention *keeps on recording the video*

The teacher let it slide...for this time. Also, something similar like that happened during an English project, only with people walking in front of the camera, as well. The desks were kinda stupidly placed, so there weren't really any other convenient ways to pass us, but still... <_<

Hehe XD
*p.s. EXTA FUN:
English Teacher:*takes a student to help her carry the notebooks*
Ancient Greek Teacher:*talks with the other teahers about us*I told them things they were supposed to learn later.*Greek*
English Teacher:*English*"A.G.Teacher's sirname",you are a bad girl
LOL XD

English teacher: " ok everyone, we will be peer editing our short stories. -1 point for each grammar error"
*students look over papers*
English teacher: "corey, why does this say 5/30?"
Me: " well because, these kids cant tell the difference between "your and you're" and cant capitalize their I's if it saved their life."
English teacher: " your being overly critical, after all you never have your english book. Speaking of which, where is it?"
Me: "At home."
English teacher: "whats it doing there?"
Me: " having more fun than me."
English teacher: *shakes head disappointedly* " corey... You are such a hipocritical grammar nazi sometimes"
Me:* has a fake, offended face*

Ahahaahaaha Max XD ahahaah I guess I will tell my friends try it out.Our english teacher is like.....................ya know......that!XDXDXDXD
hehehe funny but I will take the shine on me*sorry; )
During History we had an earthquake exercise
Teacher:Kids,when bells ring we will go down.Don't be naughty!!
Student from afar:*calls friend's name* I'LL THROW YOU FROM THE STAIRS
*bell rings*

Me:WAAH EARTHQUAKE,WE GONNA DIE.MY CHILDREN,THEY WILL BE ORPHANS.TELL MY CHILDREN THAT I LOVE THEM TEACHER
Teacher:Be serious!
Me:BUT MY CHILDREN.MY PRIDE AND JOY.
Teacher:Come,time to go down
Students:TELL US THE TRUTH TEACHER...WE ARE GOING TO DIE?!
Teacher:Shut up now!
Students:BUT WE ARE DYING!!!
Teacher:DOWNSTAIRS NOW
Students:MUM...I'LL NEVER SEE YOU AGAIN
Teacher:QUIET
Student:*fells on kness when he goes out*I AM ALIVE.i SURVIVED.MY CHILDREN,YOUR MAMA IS SAFE
Me:HER CHILDREN,YOUR MAMA IS STUPID
Student:Shut up
Me:Tsktsk you see teacher how rude he is to me?
Teacher:...
*goes away.we laugh*

Lol, funny story riolu, but i will have the funniest situation yet.

*in a resource study hall*
Teacher: " i have a conference meeting, so i will be leaving. The school guidance counselor will be subbing for me today.
* guidance counselor walks in*
GC: hi ms. Nolan, i will take it from here.
Teacher: ok, you kids behave
* about 20 minutes later*
Guidance counselor is looking at the fish tank up close.
GC: i never understood why teachers get these fish.
*during a conversation with another student i couldnt hear, the fish jumps out of tank onto ground, noone notices but me.*
Me: uhhh... The fish jumped out of the tank.
GC: *freaks out and panics* oh my god, what do i do, what do i do!"
Whole class: "pick up the fish, and put it in the tank!"
GC: " but how! How do i pick it up!"
Me: "for the love of god" * picks up fish and puts it in tank.*
GC: thanks corey. Sorry i freaked out there.
Me: you know we have a good guidance counselor in the front office...oh wait." * smirks and laughs with class*

I'll beat you once more; )
Last Year's Greek Teacher:*sees student crying*What happened?
Student:they had been bullying me
L.Y.G.T.:Who
Student:*says who did*
L.Y.G.T.:You animals!You are stupid animals like monkeys who mimic the other cows from the 9th grade!
Me:*laughs hard*
Students:*laugh*
L.Y.G.T.:Stgop laughing you monkeys!
Me:*laughs even harder,hits by accident the table with force*
L.Y.G.T.:*sees me*Why are you laughing?You are a monkey too
Me;*can't stop laughing*
Student of 9th grade comes in:HELLO MISS
L.Y.G.T.:GO OUT!YOU ANIMAL
Students:*laugh8
L.Y.G.T.:Yea laugh with that monkey!
Me:*gets hiccups of laughing too much,hits accidentaly with his head the table*
L.Y.G.T.::GO OUT YOU LITTLE MONKEY!!
Me:*goes out while laughing and having hiccups*

...btw my stories are true -.- these really happened. I doubt that last one is.
But this is when i was bored in class and messed around with clever bot. Here is the outcome.
https://i.servimg.com/u/f72/18/06/84/21/image26.jpg
Then i got in trouble for laughing. We were in history, talking about holocaust

My story is real.I swear.I'm not kidding!She hates us!And all of my stories so far are real.Remember that we are the worst in the whole neighoborhoud.I wouldn't lie.There isnt any reason at all.As for the student from 9th grade who came in,he was expelled as usual.
p.s. lol I would laugh hard as well XDXDXD

Ok.xD

Teacher: alright class we are going to play a game!
Students:(groans)
Teacher: i am thinking of something white and fluffy.
Me:a marshmallow
Teacher: actually no, it is a pillow, but i like your way if thinking!
Me: oh cool! Ok i got one.
Teacher: well ok, go on ahead.
Me: ok, i have something hard and red, but everyone wants to take a bite out of it!
Students:(giggling)
Teacher:Corey! That isnt appropriate!
Me: actually i was thinking of the apple i had in my lunch box, but i like your way of thinking too

some funny stuff around school :
1st. Last year Greek's teacher was wandering into the hall when she found me in the stairs, reading comics "outside it has an awesome sun!" she told me with a smile. I looked at her and replied "I am a vampire, I cant go out". Then, she frowned "go to the shade then" and left

2nd Having boring English lesson when a guy asks the teacher "Miss, are you cool or a wimp?". The teacher replied "yes, I am cool!"

3rd P.E. teacher seeing who were absent when a guy was climbing the basketball's basket "Another idiot..." she muttered

4rd My best friend went to the english teacher and started "Miss, I love you! I wanna marry you!" Teacher replied "I hate you! Go away!"

5th We started chatting at the english teacher with my best friend. When we were leaving, he started grabbing me by my hand and I started screaming "Miss, he is getting my hand out!" and she replied "You wear babylino?!"