yo mama smackdown

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A yo mama smackdown is simple.You just insult someones mama,like this:

yo mamas so fat th SOLAR SYSTEM revolves around her!

Yo mamas so stupid she disses her children with yo mama jokes.

Yo mama is so ugly that it's passed down through the generation!

Yo mama so fat, in your neighborhood you don't need a fishing boat to whale.

.... I'm sorry, I just don't understand that. =/

Yo mama so ugly, when she had her pictures taken the photos comes out censored!

Yo mamas so ugly i put her picture next to a gallon of milk and it spoiled

Yo mama so ugly, she gets paid to stand around people to make them feel better about themselves.

Yo mamas so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit

(I can't help but think of big nate...)

Yo mama's so hairy, the lawnmower broke while she was shaving.

Yo mama so fat, when she rolled over four quarters they turned into a dollar bill.

Yo mama so fat, she makes the moon feel thin.