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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Sun Feb 03, 2013 6:49 pm | |
| Yo mama so old her high school reunion takes place in a cemetary. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Sun Feb 03, 2013 10:10 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat, that when she wears a green dress, people mistake her for Godzilla. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:43 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat that the only way to get her through a doorway is to butter the sides and put a Twinkie on the other end. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Sun Feb 03, 2013 11:52 pm | |
| Yo mama's so fat that she broke the stairway to heaven. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Mon Feb 04, 2013 3:30 am | |
| Yo mama so ugly that people tape pictures of her to their car windshield so that other people don't steal their radios. |
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Maxiorc
Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Tue Feb 05, 2013 3:31 am | |
| Yo mama so screwed up even her afterbirth had defects(top that one freud :D ) | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:51 am | |
| (Awwwwww) Yo mama's just like a toilet: she's big, white, and smells like crap. |
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Maxiorc
Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Tue Feb 05, 2013 4:09 pm | |
| Yo mama so fat she got arrested at the air port for ten pound of crack.( topped you again estrios. Your slipping up. I am the king of yomama smackdowns | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Tue Feb 05, 2013 6:43 pm | |
| Yo mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry. |
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Maxiorc
Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Tue Feb 05, 2013 9:54 pm | |
| Yo mama so poor i entered the kitchen, and three roaches tripped me then stole my wallet( tch.tch.tch. Estrios...estrios..estrios... You cannot defeat the master) | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:23 am | |
| Yo mama so fat, when she was diagnosed with a flesh-eating disease the doctor gave her ten years to live. |
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Maxiorc
Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:31 am | |
| (You took that from internet...very poor estrios...poor indeed...) yo mama so stupid she called 411 to get the number for 911.. After 2 attempts before figuring out 411( any other ideas estrios?) | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:46 am | |
| (Bro, I've seen yours on the internetz too. Screw thinking up original ones, that's too much work. However, for you, I'll try this time. Here goes.)
You mama so ugly, she was sued for two million dollars for being accused of using military-class biochemicals on herself. |
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Maxiorc
Posts : 783 Poké : 100 Join date : 2013-01-21
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Wed Feb 06, 2013 12:54 pm | |
| (The afterbirth one i thought up myself) Yo mama so ugly, dora wont even explore her | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: yo mama smackdown Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:52 pm | |
| (That was good.)
Yo mama so fat, when she tries to roll out of bed she rocks herself back to sleep. |
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