Members vs. Mods

First topic message reminder :

I've seen this on a few sites and thought it was pretty fun. It's fairly simple.

This is a counting game. Standard members' posts will increase the count in an increment of one; contrariwise, moderators/Secretaries/Board Updaters' posts will decrease the count in an increment of one. Each group's chain may be interrupted by a member of the opposite group; in this instance, the count will reset to zero. All posts must include only the next number. If you include any text, it must relate to the number and fall within the scope of this game.

Example:

Memeber 1: 1

Member 2: 2

Member 1: 3

Mod 1: 0

Mod 2: -1
yadda yadda...

So, the count starting at 0. Let's see how far we get ^_^

ZERO!

One.

Two.

Bahk teh zeroh

And back up to one!

Three.

Four.

Five.

Zero.

-1

-2

-3

-4

OMG YES
-5 YESH