Would You Rather..?

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[(Just FYI, I did not write this first post.. Copied and pasted it from a friend on another site..)\

You all should know the "Would you rather?" game, right? Well, if you don't know how to play it, here's an example:

Member1: Would you rather be social or independent?
Member2: Social. - Would you rather be 20 or 50 years old?
Member3: 20 years old. - Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor with a lot of friends?

I'll start:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Pie. Because the cake is a LIEEEEE!

Would you rather kill your own family for money, or kill yourself for fame?

Kill myself for fame. I'd never be such a jerk to my family. :(

Would you rather have hands for feet or feet for hands?

Hands for feet. How would I type if my hands were feet?

Would you rather have two heads or three arms?

Three arms. Two heads means two brains, which means someone who constantly annoys the hell out of me.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or fly?

Fly. Instead of being limited to 70% of the earth, I could use it in all 100%!

Would you rather be a pokemon or have pokemon in real life?

Be a Pokémon. I'd be Mew, since I could use Transform to transform into every other Pokémon there is! So I can be the most powerful Pokémon there is... MAGIKARP.

Would you rather live a long life as a slave or a short one as a free man?

Define Short
Scratch that. I'm gonna be free whether I live 20 years or 2 years. FREEDOM!!!

Would you rather watch the best movie in the world or read the best book in the world. These choices are exclusive to each other; IE: if you pick a book you can't watch the best movie. You also can't reread/rewatch the text.

I would watch the best movie. GO TECHNOLOGY!

Irrelevant above post. I'll take Anton's. I'd watch the best movie.

Would you rather live in a world controlled by the iron fist of a cruel, merciless dictator or be trapped in an empty void for all eternity?

(Sorry. My bad.)

...the first one. I would then rebel against it!

Would you rather be bald or have hair EVERYWHERE?

Bald. Nothing wrong with baldness.

Would you rather die cold an alone? Or would you rather be shot in the shoulder for no apparent reason during your birthday party by an assassin before falling to your death 500 feet below?

The second one. I think I'd be remembered.

Would you rather have an annoying person who nags you forever, or lick every national monument everywhere?

Every national monument everywhere.

Would you rather watch porn with your parents, or watch porn of your parents?

THIS IS A KIDS SITE! FFS, DON'T REFERENCE PR0N!
Oh, and I'd watch it WITH my parents. Watching my parents would be... just... wrong.

Would you rather run on batteries or oil?

Batteries. I'll get rechargeable, and I'll consider charging sleeping.

Would you rather become your favorite pokemon but lose your memory, or become a random pokemon that you don't really care about but keep your memory?