Random Generator Fun

Found this as a running thing on PokeFarm, so i'm going to use the WynCorp generator to see what pokemon I get as answers to these questions!

Use random.org to get your answers!
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Charizard - EF YEAH!

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Kingler - Buck...how do you impress a crab? Do I give it a kings rock or somethin?

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Shuckle - ....You're the crash test dummy.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Cloyster - 0-0 No Comment...

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Swadloon - Is this going to be the lady that sends us itchy sweaters every Christmas and we have to wear them!?

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Nidoking - e-e Uuuh yeah I think need to talk about our relation ship...

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Raikou - I miss him so much ;n;

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Paras - NO I DON'T WANT TO TRY YOUR DAMN MUSHROOMS >U

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Eevee - *clings tightly to Eevee because adorabru*

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Hoppip - You die tonight.

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Zweilous - Did I forget to feed it again?

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Sudowoodo - Um..cool...I guess....Does this mean i'm now Brock?

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Venipede - Oh god its just sitting there....STARING at me...

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Pangoro - BUCK YEAH! Nobody's gonna' mess with me now >:3

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Nidoran F - OUCH YOUR POISON POINT HIT MY GUM AAAAAAH IM POISONED! CALL THE AMBULENCE A:OKJF:ALKJG -*dead with a cloyster snickering in the background*

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Dragalge - Well...at least its a dragon type...

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Rhydon - OH BUCK OH BUCK OH BUCK RUN RUN ITS AGGRESSIVE RUN

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Hippowdon - WTF CHEVY I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS [Serene if you see this and don't remember this reference I am disappoint]

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Lairon - Um...How does it cheer? I don't think its weight would allow it to move quickly considering its made of iron/steel

20. This Pokémon is you.
Audino - ....Well, at least I can heal things on the spot now...maybe I should take a career in the medical field...*has cash signs for eyes*

Anyone else wanna give it a try? :3

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Dodrio - So SilverDawn?

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Alomomola - My boss...is a fish.

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Mienshao - So I get the popular, dumb blonde who I will probably have to carry through the entire project.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Carvanha - Never going swimming again

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Monferno - My mother-in-law is HOT.

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Noivern - How much alcohol was involved and why do I still have a functioning liver?

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Machoke - I really hope she does not hold any grudges.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Weavile - Creepy...

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Heatmor - Uh...no?

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Illumise - I don't like cheesecake anyway, so I don't care. But Illumise is #314. 3.14 is PI.

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Swablu - NOOOO!

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Darkrai - NIGHTMARES FOREVER!

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Cobalion - Yay! Maybe not as many nightmares!

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Vigoroth - Forget what I said. I am never going to be able to sleep again.

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Kyurem - And other people are afraid of NORMAL dentists.

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Mr. Mime - *pukes* Okay, so because I can't sleep I am getting nightmares during the day now.

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Zorua - Can I keep it?!

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Bunnelby - Give me back my stuff!

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Vanillite - Cool I guess.

20. This Pokémon is you.
Weepinbell - °O°

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Swanna- Alright, I can accept that. Looks a bit pushy.

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Zoroark- Well...that's problematic. Maybe if I catch it on a good day...

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Dragonair- Some help that'll be, can't hold anything. Might be useful for other stuff though.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Pawniard- I always had a feeling I'd go out via a cold piece of metal. I just thought it'd be from being sacrificed on the Cbox, not impaled tyrant-style by a frickin Pawniard.

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Mega Charizard Y- Protect me and I'm sorry for anything in advance don't hurt me ;-;

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Grotle- Yeah...I don't think this is going to work out. I'm not really a fan of moving vegetables.

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Poliwhirl- The constant punching and splashing was just too much to handle...so much water...

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Wartortle- -n- I'm onto you, you squirrel-turtle mungespaff.

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Crobat- Could be worse I guess...except for the whole poison thing. I'm gonna need a lot of antidotes.

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Staryu- You can't hide from me you star shaped wad of crap, I'm going to get that cheesecake back one way or another.

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Pyroar- Here's my little secret...I...KILLED...MUFASA

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Ninetails- That's pretty cool, I'd be alright with that. This is starting to look up!

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Aipom- "Ten Little Monkeys Jumping On a Bed" was good the first hundred times, now it's getting old.

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Mienfoo- OuO This is awesome.

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Nincada- OnO This is not awesome. Please stop with those pinchers-sir-sIR-SIR I REQUEST YOU STOP OH GOD MY GUMS.

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Squirtle- -n- I'm still onto you, you squirrel-turtle dingbat. I'd make a joke here but it might not be Free Chat appropriate.

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Arbok- Snakes...why'd it have to be snakes? Run away! Run Away!

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Sceptile- You're the reason we can't have nice things, maybe if you were a Grovyle you'd be cooler.

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Clawitzer- Uh...good for you...? I have no idea what you'd be doing but okay I won't question it.

20. This Pokémon is you.
Ninjask- Not much different from me. My cries/puns can cause headaches and I gOTTA GO FAST.

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Eelektrik - well at least I have a personal generator and surf buddy. Oh wait it can't learn surf? I am disappoint.

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Phantump - I hope I get on well with my boss then.

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Gothorita - Psychic type, pretty neat science project partner.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Mega Tyranitar - Well personally, I think i'm screwed |D

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Slowpoke - Good lord i'm glad I married into this family and wasn't born into it.

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Pidgeot - Now I like birds but i'm pretty sure this is too far |D

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Ditto - And that mistake will never be made again.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Swablu - Well at least it's cute I suppose.

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Shellos - Kinda cute but kinda slimy. Nevertheless I appreciate your company Shellos :'D

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Skuntank - I will not tolerate this. That cheesecake was mine and SHALL BE AVENGED.

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Nuzleaf - I'M SO SORRY.

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Rufflet - Aww yiss.

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Duosion - I guess that could get kinda creepy at night |D

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Ledian - I like to imagine I live in a forest full of Ledyba and there was no other choice. Ledian is pretty badass though. People would be all like "aw it's a bug" and then BOOM it punches you in the face.

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Lopunny - Well at least Lopunny has opposable thumbs.... I think.

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Metapod - Damn right I do. I dream of it evolving into a majestic and adorable Butterfree.

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Mega Venasaur - Oh yea I remember. That was fun. We had to have the entire house rebuilt because it wouldn't fit out the door and charged out through the walls and ground, destroying the house's foundations and thus I we moved to the ledyba forest where I acquired my Ledian pet |D

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Tentacruel - well at least i'm not being betrayed by any of my characters |D
(ALSO I REMEMBER THE REFERENCE KAT 8D)

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Mega Kangaskhan - All the megas in my life apparently. The baby would look so cute cheering :3

20. This Pokémon is you.
Latias - F*CK YES. THE END.

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Mega Blaziken - Fuck yeah

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Cinccino - Ugh, now I have to keep everything clean @.@

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Parasect - Hm...anybody wanna try the effects of shrooms?

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Groudon - What? Am I Kyogre?

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Weavile - Oh wonderful, the crazy ass one.

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Mesprit - Well then...I'm strangely ok with this

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Mew - Yeah I have a thing for floating psychic legendaries apparently, and my ex was a slut

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Vanillite - Delicious stalker? I'm ok with this

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Umbreon - Ish so fluffeh!

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Tyrunt - Fuck you Victoria

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Regice - Was I too hot? /shot

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Kyogre - Oh ok, that's why Groudon hates me so much.

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Uxie - Nooooo I don't wanna hear about the impossibilities of a cow to actually jump over the moon dammit.

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Magikarp - ...I...I don't even know what to say

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Sandshrew - G-gah you got sand in my mouth!

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Gengar - Probably because he keeps fucking haunting them.

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Muk - Nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Pichu - You little bastard

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Froakie - Frubble pom poms? :D

20. This Pokémon is you.
Kirlia - Fuck you universe...fuck you |D

1: This pokemon is your best friend.
Beheeyem.
2: This pokemon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Vanillish. Don't be so cold and calculating, boss!
3: This pokemon is your partner for your science project.
Toxicroak. You can handle the dissection, dude.
4: This pokemon is looking for every possible way to murder you.
Ledian. Good luck with that.
5: This pokemon is your mother in law.
Flaaffy.
6: This pokemon is your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Purugly. FML.
7: This pokemon is your ex.
Alakazam. Still better than Purugly.
8: This pokemon stalks you every waking moment.
Banette. I swear, I never played with dolls as a kid... oh god
9: This pokemon likes to snuggle with you.
Swampert. Uh, no thanks.
10: This pokemon ate all your cheesecake.
Sealeo. I don't even like cheesecake, you can eat it all you want.
11: This pokemon died by your own hands.
Cherrim. Hide the bodies!
12: This pokemon is your loyal companion for life.
Bellsprout. Eh, could be worse.
13: This pokemon reads you bedtime stories.
Ferrothorn. Dude, how does he not tear up the book while reading it?
14: This pokemon is your loving pet.
Kakuna. Can I not have a bee as a pet?
15: This pokemon is your dentist.
Simipour. What, does he pressure wash my teeth?
16: This pokemon is what you dream about everyday.
Absol. I'd take Absol any day over Purugly.
17: This pokemon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Pelliper. How does a bird end up in my basement?
18: This pokemon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Magikarp. One hell of a Magikarp, I swear.
19: This pokemon is your personal cheerleader.
Swalot. What is it with me and monstrously ugly pokemon?
20: This pokemon is you.
Ampharos. I think Ampharos is adorable, but whatever.

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Feraligatr- yEEEEE YOU WERE LIKE MY SECOND STARTER HOW YA DOING BUDDY WHERE'S UNSTOPABLE

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Duosion- .....Blorb

Did I do good?

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Smoochum- Uh. I'll probably be the one doing the work.
While I throw Smoochum across the room.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Roserade- oH MY GOD NO I'M SORRY IS IT BECAUSE WHEN I WAS LIKE 10 I GAVE YOU THE NICKNAME 'GREAT' PLEASE HAVE MERCY I'M NEVER TRUSTING ANY PLANT LIFE AGAIN

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Toxicroak- Seems like Roserade isn't going to be the first one to get me.

6. This Pokémon is your Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Houndour- Blue...This isn't what it looks like I swear. I'm not going out with Zera.

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Doublade- Well Doublade was getting on the dull side after all.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Zubat- I'm not suprised. No wonder why I keep running into those things.

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Weepinbell- Look guys I'm Ja-*SUDDENLY HAS HER HEAD SWALLOWED BY WEEPINBELL*

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Tornadus- You may be a god.

bUT YOU'RE DEAD TO ME

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Scizor- Did I kill Shintaro.
I mean....
...How?

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Dugtrio- bOARD UPDATER PALS YEEEEEEEEeeeEEEEEEEEEeeeeeEE

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Haxorus- I think I could do without the whole 'cHOP CHOP CHOP' story tonight...

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Larvitar- eAT MOUNTAINS YES MORE MOUNTAINS

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Audino- OuO) Everyone should get my dentist. Audino's cool.

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Liepard-
Uh...

Cats are cool I guess.

...

Wait...

i'M ONTO YOU RANDOMIZER YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART HUH?

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Gloom-
Is this Animal Crossing

I swore I visited my neigborhood enough....

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Mega Houndoom- UH
UHHH

TAKE IT OH MY GOD TAKE MY STUFF YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO DO IT WHILE I'M NOT LOOKING SCREAMS

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Munna- Yay OuO) I think

20. This Pokémon is you.
Umbreon- Umbreon's pretty chill I guess.

Eevees are one of my favorites after all, and Umbreon's pretty cool looking (Although I do like some Eeveelutions better than Umbreon)

....Wasn't there a thing I saw about KagePro and Eeveelutio--

Oh.

You think you're clever Randomizer.

i BET YOU TIHNK YOU'RE SO--

1. Bonsly
Yay, adorable tree buddy!

2. Arbok
Hmm, maybe I can get him some food....that hopefully won't be me XD.

3. Clefairy
Alright, lets go test out those moon stones.

4. Teddiersa
0_0 Why is it always the cute ones?

5. Torkoal
Just don't cry out smoke at the graduation.

6. Torterra
I like em big/shot

7. Chingling
She was a bit too....small for my tastes

8. Blitzle
Please don't shock me....

9. Caterpie
Yay, bug snuggle time XD!

10. Tornadus
He ripped up my cheesecake like a storm....wait....

11. Hariyama
He got to big for his britches....

12. Skunktank
Hey buddy....ugh could you go shower now?

13. Archeops
Thanks for the story about how the dinosaurs saved the world.

14. Houndour
Yay Doggy XD.

15. Mega Lucario
Can those aura powers of yours help with numbness?

16. Flaffy
Fluffy dreams of fluffiness....

17. Sigilyph
Um.....

18. Spoink
How do you even carry my things without arms? Oh wait, Psychic type.....dangit...

19. Garchomp
That's one badass cheerleader

20. Xernas
I AM A GOD!/shot

1) Absol

2) Poliwhirl

3) Sawk

4) Froslass

5) Tympol

6) Porygon

7) Metang

8) Vullaby

9) Cherubi

10) Koffing

11) Electabuzz

12) Mightyena

13) Slurpuff

14) Bastiodon

15) Ledyba

16) Nidoran

17) Tranquill

18) Duskull

19) Sealeo

20) Giratina

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Azumarill- omg Its Raiblu!

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Lickitung- Ten pound lollipop I win.

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Frogadier- Why do I get the jocks?

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Azumarill- DID I TRIGGER A YANDERE?

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Drowzee- "No no, you are so pretty and your nose is normal sized."

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Golbat- He never left me alone as a kid and he never shuts his mouth now.

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Ariados- Not a looker, but at least he wasn't all hands.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Latios- Don't make me call your sister!

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Victini- *plays with his ears*

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Slakoth- GET A JOB YOU LAZY BUM!

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Stunfisk- No one liked him.

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Malamar- Now I will control everyone and create my ideal world

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Octillery- Is it wrong that I see my aunt in this one?

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Remoraid- Better than a goldfish

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Woobat: Woooooooooooo that laughing gas was hella tight!

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Nidoran(M)- I'm dreaming of a little prick?

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Meganium- o_o *slowly backs away from Faye*

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Shinx- You lil shit!

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Bisharp- Nothing says back-up like a walking knife drawer.

20. This Pokémon is you.
Slowking- Excuse you! Slowqueen.

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Pancham -awww how cuuuute! And fitting.

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Tornadus -oh. my. gosh. noooooooooooooooooo! I... I... I r-r-really d-d-don't want t-to experience a t-tornado.... *offers up Bag of Winds*

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Basculin -really? a fish? Don't worry, buddy, I'll protect you from those nasty knives.

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Poliwag - .... !!!! .... Really? baw-hahahahahahaaw! -continues laughing until I choke- this was your plan all along!!!

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Mantyke -ummm.... um.... *offers up plate of krill* want some yummy krill?

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Trapinch -O_o does this mean my boyfriend is gonna grow up to be a flying desert dragon? SWEET!

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Wobbuffet - !!! um... so... yeah. I couldn't take the huge tail and small head. And he was always screaming his name at the most inconvenient times. XD

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Delphox -O_o I'm sorry I deleted your character! I'll never do it again... STOP FOLLOWING ME.... -backs away-

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Raticate -daaawwwwww -huggles- I love you too, Creamy.

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Blissey -OH. MY. GOSH!!!! I can not believe you ATE MY CHEESECAKE!!!! Trapinch, be a dear and curb-stomp this B****!!!!

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Sentret -ovo I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to let that Pidgey kill you! I should have switched you out!!!! I'M SORRY!!!!!

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Cofagrigus - O_O O_O O_O um.... O_O n-nice c-coffin p-pokemon

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Froakie -I love the Cat and the Frog! Read it again! Read it again!

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Meganium -Oh YEAH BOI! My beautiful, my preciousssssss. -hugs meganium's huge flowered neck- Littlefoot, you must find me some treestars!

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Tornadus -O_O I'm a dental hygenist? And my Boss is also my dentist?!?! OMG OMG OMG! NOT THE 200/mph WINDS!!!!!

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Mankey - ono yeah, dream about swinging from branch to branch....

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Swirlx -Come here you yummy piece of cotton candy pokemon!!!!!

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Dratini ->.< come back here with my tablet, you dratted dratini!!!/shot

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Ferrothorn -ummmm I'm not really sure how that works. but ok. we'll go with it

20. This Pokémon is you.
Toxicroak - O_O well.... um... welllllll.... I never saw myself as very dark or poisonous. or much of a fighter. I guess.... um. well. interesting.

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Chansey- YAY no more doctors! I gotz my own!

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Gurdurr- Um.... Wow boss! Your sooo strong and powerful! You buildings are the bomb! *not good at sucking up, hope he buys it.*

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Chesnaught- Hey! Lets see how long a steel wall can stand up to your POWER!

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Lileep- I Never liked You.

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Gulpin- Welp at least I'm adopted o3o

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Magneton- What can I say? I was drawn to him like metal to a magnet.

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Karrablast- He was getting rusty and he is annoying too!

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Linoone- Back! Back I Say! *pokes with cutlass*

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Mega Blastoise- Aw~~ but get off! Your crushing me!

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Phantump- I'll Kill you, nice and slow.

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Machop- Death to all those who oppose me!

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Whismur- Sooo cute! But please! Shut up!

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Beedrill- Hehe... Oh! Nothing! I Love your stories- Don't Kill me!

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Foongus- Ack! I hate mushrooms! Nooo! Don't cry!

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Accelgor- LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT!

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Lopuuny- Sooo pretty~

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house. Heatran- How the hell did it get here! ...Can I keep it?

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Gigalith- I'LL GET YOU! IF IT"S THE LAST THING I DO! And it probably will be...

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Darmanitan- Woo! I feel the energy pumping!

20. This Pokémon is you.
Cinccino- Aw Yeah! Y'all know I'm adorable!

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Swanna - Surf/Fly anywhere I want for free! Not bad.

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Audino - Can't I just KO it for some Exp?

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Budew - Unless we're doing a science project about Photosynthesis... No Thanks

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Excadrill - Well I just need to get to the sea or skies... Cmon Swanna!

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Meowstic - A Mother-in-law that can kill me? Aw shiiiii-

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Chimecho - Her name doesn't ring a bell...

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Donphan - I wasn't such a phan of her

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Mamoswine - HOW CAN THIS THING STALK?

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Gloom - Eww it's drooling all over me

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Sandshrew - Surprisingly good name for a Sandshrew

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Minun - Plusle is next.

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Samurott - Teach me the Samurai Way oh great one

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Clefairy - Tell me some FAIRY tales

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Onix - My parents won't be too happy with this in the house

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Magnezone - *Bzzt* "Let's get those braces in" Ah shi- *Pulled to Magnezone* Didn't go as planned...

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Whiscash - Must be the majestic whiskers

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Sharpedo - That's cool and all but there is no water here

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Makuhita - YOU CAN'T TRUST SUMO'S

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Arbok - Gah! Youre choking me! x_x

20. This Pokémon is you.
Gastly - Does that mean I'm dead?

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Magneton

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Togepi

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Sylveon

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Go-Goat

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Magnezone

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Shuckle

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Mew

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Houndoom-Mega

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Tranquill

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Terrakion

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Dratini

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Slakoth

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Emboar

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Bellossom

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Crocnaw

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Florges

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Rufflet

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Kingdra

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Regirock

20. This Pokémon is you.
Ampharos

1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Haxorus - Awesome.

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Poliwag - A tadpole... well, maybe I can give him a water stone so he can evolve to his final evolution...

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Emboar - At least we won't need a test tube heater...

4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Shieldon - *Star hides behind best friend who is a Haxorus*

5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Phione - She is very nice.

6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Zorua - I have to keep him from pulling too many pranks...

7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Gligar - He's happier now.

8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Ledian - He STILL thinks i'm an alien?!?

9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Tornadus (Therian) - I was sent back in time to the time he was born -_-'

10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Darmanitan - *sigh* If you do that again, i'll call a Prinplup that I know...

11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Kricketot - *Star was framed and the real murderer was caught*

12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Magcargo - He is warmer than the surface of the sun. How ecxactly does THAT make sense?

13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Sewaddle - *Falls asleep thinking of Sewaddle, a cute little friend*

14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Dwebble - Those eyes... *Me squeals because of the cute eyes*

15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Heatran - *Star hides*

16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Breloom - *Me remembers a parody video with Breloom in it*

17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Wailmer - !!! *Me takes it to the water so it doesn't die*

18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Shelmet - *Me calls the police*

19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Archeops - Oh.. oh...kay? Why do I even have a cheerleader?

20. This Pokémon is you.
Yveltal - So, the Shieldon trying to murder me is trying to kill everyone including himself? Because, that's what would happen if I died. The Pokedex clearly says "When its life comes to an end, it absorbs the life energy of every living thing and turns into a cocoon once more.". That is crazy. Unless it's a robot Shieldon, part of an army of robots who plan to kill all organics so that when the world starts again they will be in charge and all organics would be slaves..... I need to lay off the videogames.