Wistuffly INC. Presents, Wistuffly RPG 3: Lost in New York

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Wow, would you look at that! Pictures, and the letters! They go up and down! Man, that's crazy. Technology is hip. Anyways, most of you know what you're here for. Puzzling machines, vast lands to explore, the skulls of mean baddies to bash in, and dress up. But a slim few of you who are reading this with your eyes holes who haven't encountered my topics before, well! Let me tell you, I've made some topics. (Here and Here. Read all of it and you get a bonus.) And this one will be rather similar. Well, other than the sick pictures I might do! Maybe. If I feel like it. Pro Tip: Probably not

If you're a veteran, you probably didn't read that at all, and skipped to the second paragraph knowing that all the good stuff is here, obviously. Get it together rookie. You guys know the drill, no cheats, the game is text based, and I need you to create a character and we'll be good to go.

Character Creation::

That's all folks. Now make a character, and let us begin.

Guest

PCtR)
You fail to find the kitchen sink. +2 Anger.

Guest

PCtR)
You fail to find the kitchen sink. +2 Anger.

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PCtR:
>Attempt to punch through the floor.

(Sorry I was at a Christening and was busy over the weekend)

> Alouette: Ponder everything that just happened.
> Alouette: Analyse your current means of attack.

Guest

PCtR)
You attempt to punch a hole in the floor, but it is solid stone.

Alouette)
You have nothing but your fists.

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PCtR:
>Attempt to punch through a wall instead.

> Alouette: Search for a decent weapon.
> Alouette: If no weapon is found, bid crazy Cody person farewell and hightail it out of there. You have bigger mysteries to solve than that of the hackpolice.

Haruka> Note that the biter's weak point appears to be their mouth.

Haruka> Put the teeth in a convenient pocket.

Haruka> Take the EXP. and.....Level up? Do we have enough?

Guest

Player Character, the Man Who Couldn't Punch Through Stone)
As your temporary title entails, you fail to punch through the stone wall.

Alouette)
You can find so real weapon, unless you plan to choke the Hackpolice out with a rug. You scamper across the hills for a while before you stop from fatigue.

Haruka)
You require 20,000 EXP to level up.

> Alouette: Search for something to use as a real weapon.

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PCtR:
>Look out of both windows. How far away is the ground/the roof below them?
>Also attempt to punch the window for good measure.

Haruka> Walk towards the hill until something that you can actually do other than walking happens.

Guest

Alouette)
You find a decently sized, rather unwieldy rock.

PCtR)
The roof is only a foot away, but the ground is quite a way down.
You punch the side of the window, knocking a single stone loose. Goooood joooob.

Haruka)
After a bit of walk, you find what seems to be an unnatural mountain. The mountain itself is a bit smaller than your tower, with a gradual winding trail around the side. Like the reverse of a flushing toilet. At the top, you can see a faint light.

Haruka> Reverse of a flushing toilet?

Haruka> .....

Haruka> Climb up the backwards toilet. We must reach the light!

> Alouette: Forget the rock and move on
> Alouette: Look around for any landmarks.

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