Writing game

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This is a game where you type a full paragraph (5-7) Sentences Based on whatever word is in the last person's post.

Ex: Pie

I walked into the store full of every type of pie there was. I pressed my face against the glass and looked at all of the pies. The store owner walked out of his office and started throwing Pies everywhere. He was shouting for everyone to get out and don't take any of the pies. I dodged and ducked as some pies came flying my way. I tried to grab a pie and run out of the store, but the pie bit my hand and flew away.

Taco.

Ex of what to post: Person above you's word

Paragraph

Your word.

Starting word: Pigs

What a wonderful thing lawn mowers are; the grass is always kept so smooth because of those things, and they're so useful in decorating the garden! It's too bad they're so heavy, though; whenever I carry them it hurts my arms so much! Another thing that's so bad about them is that they always - ALWAYS - get stuck, and they takes ages to clean! Then again, I suppose it's to be expected when you're decorating your garden with the blood of your neighbors.

Next word: Wings

Wings are awesome. You can fly with them. Togetic and Togekiss have them. Angels have them. In Maximum Ride, Nudge wants to cut hers off. Not cool, Nudge.

Next word: Pokemon

Pokemon is the theme of this site. Everything is Pokemon around here. Even my little brother who isn't even on this site. He is just a derp with a bunch of pokemon games. Pokemon are very strange little creatures. In my sisters eyes, they are a bunch of crazy piles of pixels running around on a screen with moves that something normal can't even do. I just explained pokemon, and gave you a mental image of what I have to live with.

Next word: Anime

Anime. Oh, anime. How I love watching shows like Bleach, Death Note, Elfen Leid... The list is endless, but I don't plan on padding out this paragraph with it. No, I instead plan to talk of the awesomeness of anime. Anime plots, while completely insane, are very original unlike hollywood productions. It is often easy to sympathize with all characters, even the villain. Many moral issues are addressed in anime, as well, and if depth isn't what you're looking for, the action sequences of anime are always awesome!
Of course, if one is into romance animes... I've never had the chance to watch any, really, although I've heard that "School Days" is good. It's all about love, has moral issues, and it has a really GOOD ending!
... Depending on your definition of good, of course.

Next word: Faucet

Faucets. They drip, they leak, they pour, they break, they smudge. Oh how I wish that when I wash the sink and bathtub I didn't have to polish the faucet. faucets are cool; this site is better.
Next Word: Freezies

I'm not exactly sure what a freezy is, but if I'm correct it's something like a slushy. If so, I'm not a fan of freezies, since I can never finish them. They tend to be either over or under-flavored, and make me a little bit nauseous. Large freezies are especially hard to enjoy since they make me feel rather sick. Though I can understand why another might like them, I'm certainly not a freezy fan.

Next word: Toothpaste

Toothpaste. I never actually remember swallowing toothpaste, so I really cant tell you about that feeling. But I remember that my parents were really protective about swallowing toothpaste when I was a little kid, so if I swallow the toothpaste, it wouldn't be bad. I bet if my teeth werent at stake, they wouldn't let me brush my teeth. Yeah

Next word:
Randomness

Why is there a pig flying in the air? Why it's doing a dare against the hare with fair hair sitting in a chair! The bear in the air asks the pig to pay the fare to enter the fair but the dare by the hare with fair hair in a chair says don't go to the fair! The pig in the air pleads and pouts but the hare with fair hair sitting in a chair says the flight in the air should be bare of fun in the fair. The pig in the air pays the fare to enter the fair in spite of the hare who made the dare and has a good time until the hare with fair hair no longer sitting in a chair goes in the air with an M16 and shoots the pig in the air so now it's not in the air.
Yeah, I don't get it either.

Next word: EPIC

The world "epic" today is overused in most situations. Very few things are actually as epic as people say they are. Explosions, for example, are epic. Computers are also epic. Sliced bread, however, is not epic. Neither are thesauruses. Stop saying these things are epic. They are not. You are wrong. Thank you.

Next word: Cauliflower

VEGETABLES ARE EVIL! THEY SNEAK INTO YOUR ROOM IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND EAT YOU IF YOU DON'T EAT THEM FIRST! I swear to God, this is true! You see, yesterday I was eating dinner with cauliflowers (yeurgh), but I didn't finish them. My mom angrily told me to finish them, so I threw them in the bin.
Oh how I regret that.
About an hour ago, they climbed out. I don't know how, they just did. They just jumped out or something, and came into my mom's room. And they started stabbing her with our forks. They started scooping her eyes out with our spoons. She was screaming so much and I hid under the bed in my room so that they couldn't find me. And they didn't find me; they looked for me, true, but find me they could not. So they left the house and began looking for more people to eat.
My mom's body is mutilated, and blood is seeping from her room into mine as I write this. She must be avenged. Do not avoid vegetables as I'm sure you do all the time. EAT YOUR VEGGIES. Especially cauliflower.
For me?

Next word: Awesome Sauce

I MUST BUMP. BUMP. BUMP.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, SOMEBODY MAKE A POST. JESUS CHRIST.

The problem with awesome sauce is not the sauce itself but the definition of what the sauce actually is. We all know its awesome but when it comes down to the microscopic analyticalness of the quantitative surmising of this "sauce" what can we conclude? For example, if one were to examine the construct of what an actually awesome sauce is? Anatomically, we have no idea what to expect. Is each atom of an awesome made out of protons, neutrons, and elections like every other matter out there, or is it of a different type of structure all together. Made out of pure awesomeness. Course it might just be the bottle it comes it...

Next word: The

The is a word. The word the is often used in sentences that have the word the. Like this sentence. The sentence has the word the. People say the differently then others. Some say the "thee", while others say the like the. After this paragraph is over, the will seem like to be not a word anymore. Strange, isn't it? The the the the the. Can I stop now?

Next word: Insanity

Insanity. Many people associate the word with mentally ill people, murders and, in the case of gamers, raiders along with Skooma addicts. However, this is a very largely mislead association of the term. In all reality, insanity itself is not always bad. Sometimes it has actually proven to be good. For example, in the case of Thomas Edison, the great scientist repeatadly failed at inventing an efficient light source, but when he was diagnosed with insanity he was able to invent the light bulb less than a day later! In other words, to all people out there, insanity is something to be respected, not feared.

Next word: crwth.