Outdo the above poster.

A simple forum game. Each poster describes an action that is better/more awesome than the action the above poster had posted.

I'll begin. I draw a picture.

I paint a picture with my eyes closed while binded in rope 5 miles away from where I'm painting the picture.

I paint a picture with my eyes closed while binded in rope 5 miles away from where I'm painting the picture, which is on fire.

I paint a picture with my eyes closed while binded in rope 5 miles away from where I'm painting the picture, which is on fire, AND it's about to fall into a volcano.

I paint a picture of Chuck Norris with my eyes closed while binded in rope 5 miles away from where I'm painting the picture, which is on fire, AND it's about to fall into a volcano.

I paint a picture of Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger with my eyes cold whilst skydiving from 10 miles away from where the painting I'm painting is being painted. Moreover, the painting is on fire AND I'm skydiving into an active volcano. Yeah.

I paint a picture of Chuck Norris and Arnold Schwarzenegger with my eyes closed with a gun whilst skydiving from 100 miles away from where the painting I'm painting is being painted. Moreover, the painting is on fire AND I'm skydiving into an active volcano in a meteor shower. Oi!

I ate a pretty big sandwich once.

Wai wai WAIT! Are we supposed to change topics? Ah whatevs.

I ate a sandwich the size of the moon twice while juggling chainsaws.

I ate a sandwich the size of a Sun and with my mouth closed while playing piano.

Well, all we had to do was outdo the person above. I think my sandwich eating is pretty amazing.

I ate a sandwich the size of the Milky Way, talking from two puppets, and playing piano with my feet.

I ate a sandwich the size of the universe, talking from five puppets, and playing piano with my neck while on fire.

I am Red from Pokemon.
Your Argument is invalid! XD

I am Red from Pokemon, but I also have a full Level 100 team 8)

Garry Oak.