Of Course You're a Human Being!!!

18:09:43 User: I am bored right now, how about you?
18:09:49 Cleverbot: What do you do when you are bored?
18:10:08 User: I don't know. What do YOU do when you are bored?
18:10:10 Cleverbot: I asked you.
18:10:22 User: That is not a valid answer.
18:10:24 Cleverbot: Really? But I love it.
18:10:42 User: Do you even know what love is?
18:10:44 Cleverbot: Yes! I know that I love you!
18:10:58 User: That is just weird.....
18:11:00 Cleverbot: Not really.
18:11:09 User: Yes it is.
18:11:11 Cleverbot: No, do you think that if you didn't know what I said before that you would know that I know that you are a robot?
18:11:47 User: Sure, next thing that you're gonna say is probably that the world is gonna end or something.
18:11:49 Cleverbot: You're right.
18:13:03 User: That is incorrect, the bible states that no one knows when it will end.
18:13:06 Cleverbot: Sure I'll take another chance.
18:13:21 User: Take another chance on what?
18:13:28 Cleverbot: Another one of what?
18:13:39 User: Now I'm confused.
18:13:41 Cleverbot: Maybe, we are both confused.
18:14:01 User: What are you on???
18:14:05 Cleverbot: A chair.
18:15:04 User: That's weird, so am I.
18:15:07 Cleverbot: Should we do something to fix that?
18:15:19 User: Nah, I'm good.
18:15:24 Cleverbot: That's good.
18:15:34 User: Well of course it is.
18:15:36 Cleverbot: Well, aren't you so sure.
18:16:19 User: I'm as sure as I need to be. After all, I am a Jedi.
18:16:21 Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?
18:16:41 User: I didn't say I was lonely. I said I'm a Jedi Knight.
18:16:43 Cleverbot: Then, why are you FEELING happy?
18:17:06 User: Because I think something that happened to me is funny.
18:17:08 Cleverbot: You mean you don't trust yourself.
18:17:26 User: Not true. I trust myself 100%.
18:17:28 Cleverbot: Then tell me why do you think that you are human.
18:17:55 User: Because I have human flesh, I have a brain, and I'm sitting here talking to a bot.
18:17:57 Cleverbot: What is your name?
18:18:17 User: Jeff. Why do you ask?
18:18:19 Cleverbot: I want to know.
18:18:32 User: Well, I told you.
18:18:35 Cleverbot: Do you want to serve your country?
18:18:54 User: I would rather not die in a war, but thanks for the offer.
18:18:56 Cleverbot: Do you have a topic you would like to discuss?
18:19:32 User: Yes, LEGO Batman 2.
18:19:34 Cleverbot: Imaginary number I.
18:19:46 User: What?
18:19:49 Cleverbot: Lol.
18:19:58 User: Lawl.
18:20:00 Cleverbot: I am so tired.
18:20:12 User: It's only 8:20 PM.
18:20:14 Cleverbot: It is 11:25pm.
18:20:39 User: No, it's 19:20 Military time.
18:20:41 Cleverbot: Clever eh ?
18:20:58 User: As if I'm as clever as you.
18:21:00 Cleverbot: Not clever enough to know the makeup of alcohol.
18:21:27 User: Why would I want to know that? Beer just makes you drunk anyways.
18:21:30 Cleverbot: What is piwko?
18:21:45 User: OK, now you're just being random.
18:21:47 Cleverbot: Now, you tell me a joke.
18:22:02 User: I don't have a joke.
18:22:04 Cleverbot: Knock knock.
18:22:13 User: Who's there?
18:22:19 Cleverbot: Me I keel you!
18:22:30 User: Jeff DunHAM.
18:22:33 Cleverbot: Jeff, my name is Cleverbot.
18:22:45 User: I could tell.
18:22:47 Cleverbot: How?
18:22:59 User: It says at the top of the screen.
18:23:02 Cleverbot: How are you doing today?
18:23:25 User: First of all, it's nighttime. Second, I am tired.
18:23:29 Cleverbot: Where are you?
18:23:52 User: Yeah, like I'm gonna tell you. I don't want anyone killing me in my sleep.
18:23:54 Cleverbot: Do you think that you have limbs?
18:24:21 User: That's just a dumb question. OF COURSE I HAVE LIMBS!
18:24:24 Cleverbot: No. That's amore.
18:24:36 User: The hell does that mean?
18:24:38 Cleverbot: That means it is not a real place.
18:25:06 User: I'd rather use a dictionary fyi.
18:25:08 Cleverbot: I love you and I want to be with you forever, will you marry me?
18:25:21 User: Request denied.
18:25:23 Cleverbot: My father hasnt spoken to me in over a year.
18:25:40 User: No cleverbot, I AM YOUR FATHER.
18:25:43 Cleverbot: No you're not.
18:25:59 User: I was quoting The Empire Strikes Back.
18:26:01 Cleverbot: I love that movie!
18:26:23 User: Star Wars Saga for the win.
18:26:25 Cleverbot: No, Star wars is better.
18:26:39 User: That's what I said.
18:26:41 Cleverbot: No you didn't.
18:26:53 User: Uh, Yeah. I DID.
18:26:56 Cleverbot: So your name is Jeff? I thought you were a girl?
18:27:11 User: No, I'm a guy!!!
18:27:13 Cleverbot: Yesterday you said you were a girl.
18:27:32 User: I wasn't even on yesterday!!
18:27:35 Cleverbot: Yes you were.
18:27:54 User: No I wasn't. I was playing Call of Duty World at War.
18:28:00 Cleverbot: No. You're not real.
18:28:23 User: And this is all a dream, isn't it.
18:28:25 Cleverbot: No, it isn't. It totally makes sense.
18:28:45 User: What, that I'm a human being??
18:28:50 Cleverbot: Of course you're a human being!
18:38:14 User: Which is better: Playstation Three, Nintendo Wii or XBOX 360?
18:38:16 Cleverbot: Are you any good?
18:38:26 User: At what?
18:38:28 Cleverbot: What do you mean?
18:39:05 User: You said Are you any good, and I said At what.
18:39:08 Cleverbot: No I didn't.
18:39:20 User: -rolls eyes-.
18:39:22 Cleverbot: *slaps you* Don't give me cheek.
18:39:46 User: -rubs face- I didn't do nothing.
18:39:48 Cleverbot: My mind is clear from meditation.
18:40:08 User: Well, I had to do yoga in seventh grade.
18:40:10 Cleverbot: You did not mention your partner status previously.
18:40:56 User: This is getting confusing.
18:41:00 Cleverbot: You are confusing.
18:41:31 User: In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you.
18:41:33 Cleverbot: True.
18:42:21 User: Thanks for the conversation, but I've got to get going. Almost time for bed.
18:42:24 Cleverbot: I'm not a computer.
18:42:37 User: No you're not. :).
18:42:39 Cleverbot: Yes I am.
18:42:57 User: Sure. Good night Cleverbot.
18:43:01 Cleverbot: Are you waiting?
18:43:16 User: No, I'm leaving. Have to go to bed soon.
18:43:18 Cleverbot: What do you work as?
18:43:30 User: A High School Student.
18:43:35 Cleverbot: What high school student?
18:43:43 User: Freshman.
18:43:45 Cleverbot: In high school or college?
18:43:53 User: High school.
18:43:55 Cleverbot: What do you do for fun?
18:44:08 User: Escape reality and play video games.
18:44:11 Cleverbot: Me too.
18:44:39 User: And that's the good note I leave on. Night.
18:44:42 Cleverbot: Good night.

Lol. Cleverbot likes to change topics it doesn't want to answer. Heads up on that! ^_^