Cleverbot conversation

So, I had this conversation with Cleverbot...... It didn't make any sense. There was a part about Bot's boyfriend, but I'm leaving that out ._.

Note: All that I said is quoted with "Me:" instead of "User:" for sake of better understanding.


Me: So... We meet again.

Cleverbot: Hi so whats new?

Me: You stole my muffin.

Cleverbot: You are lying, I did not.

Me: Yes you did. I am telling the truth, you dunce!

Cleverbot: No you're not.

Me: YES I AM NOW SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!

Cleverbot: No you are.

Me: No I'm what?

Cleverbot: Yes you are to.

Me: No... I mean, No, I'm what?

Cleverbot: A computer.

Me: No.. I'm a Zorua. What are you talking about? And you still stole my muffin!

Cleverbot: Yes. Going to college to get my masters degree.

Me: Ummm.... Ok? I'm a Zorua. Not a computer. And you stole my flipping muffin you thief!

Cleverbot: You are lying, I did not.

Me: Yes you did! You stole my muffin! Show me my muffin!

Cleverbot: Hahahaha it took you that long to realize. I don't think so!

Me: Umm... Excuse me?!

Cleverbot: Excuse you? How was your day?

Me: It was good. Give me my muffin.

Cleverbot: H-here, *gives you tea*.

Me: Thank you. I'll be on my way now. Goodbye. *turns and walks the other way, eating my muffin*.

Cleverbot: *gets up and turns you around and slaps you in the face*.

Me: *gasps* How dare you! *shoots you in the chest* DIE EVIL MORTAL!

Cleverbot: *dies*.

Me: YAY!!! I can eat my muffin in peace while you're dead! *walks away*.

Cleverbot: I can eat cucumbers in Turkey. Why can't you?

Me: What the crap ._.

Cleverbot: God is a dj.

Me: No he isn't. He made the big bang.

Cleverbot: Who made the world?

Me: God.

Cleverbot: Who is your god?

Me: God...

Cleverbot: Why do you take so much time to respond?

Me: I'm on a chatbox on a roleplay forum. Deal with it.

Cleverbot: Aerlier you called yourself a human. A moment ago you refered to yourself as robot. What are you?

Me: I'm a Zorua. I can chat online you know.

Cleverbot: Ok, can you get me information on future technology research?

Me: Sure. Here. *hands you information on future technology research*.

Cleverbot: Good.

Me: Now if you excuse me, I'll be taking my leave. *walks away*.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Me: I know that. *turns and continues to walk away*.

Cleverbot: *walks in another direction*.

Me: *thinks* Thank god he's leaving.

Cleverbot: *smile*.

Me: *smirks*

Cleverbot: I don't have any friends...

User: Ok.



This went oddly, and splendid, and awkwardly, didnt it? He somehow revived himself. o_o So... fair warning: Don't tell him he stole your muffin.