What an eventful...ly painful day.

[12:54:49] Dracorex joined the chat on Wed 16 Apr 2014 - 12:54
[12:54:58] @ Savato : Welcome!
[12:54:59] @ Solilo : Wb drdac
[12:55:02] @ Savato : §Heya, Draco!§
[12:55:08] MonkeySage : A stormwind champion and a 1/3 attacking me
[12:55:12] Axineld : hey drav
[12:55:15] Axineld : *drac
[12:55:35] Dracorex : I...am in pain
[12:55:46] Axineld : ....why?
[12:56:06] @ Savato : §What happened?
[12:56:08] @ Savato : *§
[12:56:14] pokepikoo : hey draco
[12:56:17] pokepikoo : Why is that?
[12:56:51] @ MexterInfinite : These Fallacies are interesting.
[12:56:56] @ MexterInfinite : Why Draco?
[12:56:56] Dracorex : I left cause I was dragged off by my wife to go help her with shopping (dun...) We end up in this boutique or whatever you call it in the mall, and hse's looking at clothes.
[12:57:05] @ MexterInfinite : Oh my...
[12:57:22] Okashi : yo
[12:57:23] Axineld : oh. lol
[12:57:34] @ MexterInfinite : Here Draco, sit down, you might be close to death, nobody should have to endure that.;
[12:57:37] Axineld : glad to hear that that kind of stuff still happens when your married /shot
[12:57:47] Dracorex : I catch this guy eyeing my wife. So I jsut give him the deadliest glare I can muster.
[12:57:47] @ Solilo : bloop
[12:57:53] Okashi : Hmm
[12:58:04] @ MexterInfinite : OH there's more...
[12:58:06] pokepikoo : Oh....
[12:58:34] Dracorex : He sees me and leaves. Ten minutes later, I'm walking out of the mall with my wife, and I see the same guy just leaning up against the wall next to the entracne with a smug look on his face.
[12:58:47] Dracorex : I'm tihnking to myself, "What the fuck is about ot happen?"
[12:58:50] MonkeySage : Did you use Beat Up?
[12:58:53] Dracorex : and then it happens
[12:59:16] Axineld : what happens?
[12:59:30] @ FoxFireAlchemist : Done with stuff~
[12:59:42] @ FoxFireAlchemist :
Spoiler:

[12:59:43] Dracorex : I am suddenly tackled by a security guard, and the force was so fucking strong I end sliding into one of those stands where they offer little clothes and toys
[12:59:58] @ FoxFireAlchemist : tHE GLORIOUS TIE-IN BWAHAGAGAGA
[13:00:02] pokepikoo : Oh......
[13:00:13] MonkeySage : Ouch
[13:00:17] Axineld : wait. why were you tackled?
[13:00:26] @ FoxFireAlchemist : Holy crap Draco .3.
[13:00:27] Dracorex : I am on the ground wondering what the hell is going on when the security guard pulls a gun out of my coat pocket and starts yelling at me.
[13:00:33] @ MexterInfinite : I get the feeling that the man lied to the security guard.
[13:00:47] pokepikoo : What in the....
[13:00:58] Axineld : wait why did you have a gun?
[13:01:00] pokepikoo : Why would the guard do that?
[13:01:20] MonkeySage : Yeahwell that's never good
[13:01:21] @ Savato : A gun out of YOUR coat pocket?
[13:01:21] @ FoxFireAlchemist : Mother of Pete
[13:01:21] pokepikoo : And where did the gun come from?
[13:01:22] Dracorex : later while I'm in the back, the security guard who slammed into me randomly comes to me and says I'm free to go.
[13:01:30] @ MexterInfinite : Draco has a concealed weapons license I believe.
[13:01:35] @ Savato : What the holy?
[13:01:38] @ Savato : Ah...
[13:01:54] Axineld : wait why did you just get released? what happened?
[13:02:02] @ Savato : Well...I'm not going to debate on weapon laws now.
[13:02:02] @ MexterInfinite : And even if he didn't if he knew his laws like apparently some people on the youtubes do you can still legally get away without one.
[13:02:12] MonkeySage : They probably realised he has a concealed gun license
[13:02:13] Dracorex : I ask and guess what. As I was heading out of the boutique with my wife, that little bastard slipped a gun he got into my coat pocket
[13:02:24] @ MexterInfinite : Oh my?
[13:02:33] MonkeySage : Or that
[13:02:33] Axineld : what the f***
[13:02:34] @ Savato : Wow...what an asshole.
[13:02:38] @ Savato : §Oh my god...§
[13:02:40] pokepikoo : Wow
[13:02:45] MonkeySage : Dick move
[13:02:49] @ FoxFireAlchemist : What a freaking asshat
[13:02:58] @ MexterInfinite : So... Did you use the irony to kill the man with that gun? /shot
[13:03:05] Axineld : next question, how did you not feel a gun get slipped into your jacket?
[13:03:08] Dracorex : Also, yes I do have a license to carry concealed weapons, but I don't take my gun anywhere but work and home
[13:03:12] pokepikoo :
Spoiler:

[13:03:20] @ MexterInfinite : Actually that's a good question Axi. xD
[13:03:21] pokepikoo : That guy in a nutshell
[13:03:38] Dracorex : because my coat was unzipped and I already had a burger in my coat pocket
[13:03:41] @ MexterInfinite : It's not as easy as it may appear to slip something into someone's jacket, especially a gun of all things
[13:03:59] Axineld : ...why was a burger in your coat pocket....
[13:04:05] @ Savato : The next time you see that guy give him this from me:
[13:04:06] @ Solilo : bloop
[13:04:10] @ Savato :
Spoiler:

[13:04:11] @ MexterInfinite : Axi don't question that. /shot
[13:04:24] Dracorex : I was goign to eat it at home because I wasn't hungry at the time
[13:04:26] MonkeySage : XD Axi you love to ask questions huh?
[13:04:43] Axineld : yes i do
[13:04:46] Axineld : and okay
[13:04:53] Axineld : do you know why the guy did it rai?
[13:05:00] @ MexterInfinite : But I have a question, didn't you say he left after you gave him a glare and then you saw him outside?
[13:05:02] Dracorex : no
[13:05:08] Dracorex : I never saw the guy afterwards
[13:05:14] @ MexterInfinite : Where in that time period is there a moment he can slip a gun in your pocket.
[13:05:19] Dracorex : the security guard told me they were looking for him
[13:05:42] Dracorex : I saw him ten minutes later after I had left the boutique
[13:06:04] Dracorex : he was waiting at the corner of the boutique. Cause there's a turn you can go down next to it
[13:06:41] pokepikoo : Wow, what a day....
[13:06:41] Dracorex : I was so busy thinking about the burger I was going to eat and half listening to my wife I did not notice the gun slip into my pocket.
[13:06:50] Dracorex : I don't even know where the gun came from
[13:07:10] Axineld : this is quite the story rai. what has your wife had to say about this?
[13:07:11] Dracorex : cause there isn't a gun story in the mall
[13:07:41] @ MexterInfinite : His wife's probably happy she's beautiful enough to get her husband nearly framed. /shot
[13:07:46] Dracorex : My wife said exactly what you all said, "What an asshole."
[13:07:59] Axineld : lol
[13:08:05] pokepikoo : Well, it's a true statement
[13:08:06] @ MexterInfinite : I still think she felt that on the inside. /shot
[13:08:07] Dracorex : I'm an sure she is secretly happy about that Mex