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 Button's Mom has most certainly NOT got it goin' on.

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PostSubject: Button's Mom has most certainly NOT got it goin' on.   Button's Mom has most certainly NOT got it goin' on. EmptyMon Jan 06, 2014 1:32 am

Button's Mom, mother of Buttonn Mash, has most certainly NOT got it goin' on.

First off, look at her. Don't look at the fanart, look at her.

That dull brown hair, the overlookable yellowish-brown body, and the utterly uninteresting manestyle.

Now the personality: She considered Pong to be a great game, one on par with Button's modern game.

Parenting skills: Upon learning her son had been playing games all night and hadn't slept, she demands he goes outside and plays with A COMBUSTIBLE TRAIN SET, rather than, y'know, telling him to GO TO SLEEP.

Cutie Mark: It's a bloody baby bottle. I'm British, so the bloody is an emphatic, not an adjective. Still, IT'S A BABY BOTTLE. Her talent is 'being a mother', and that's it. If we're lucky, it'll include 'parenting' and if she was human, 'giant magic mutant tits that make milk forever and never run out'.

Still, IT'S A BABY BOTTLE. That is some creepy ageplay dresses-her-husband-like-a-baby-before-'funtime' babyloving 'Foalmula' crap right there.

No wonder you don't see a Button's Dad.

It's possible that Button's Mom, knowing her only talent is being a mother, something most competent mares can do without a Cutie Mark, suffered from serious self-esteem issues. To get herself a child, so she can obey her Cutie Mark and fulfil her destiny, she dated every male Stallion she could find, bucking anything that moved, and getting good at acting sexy. Eventually, she had a kid, and disappeared. She fled to a small hick town in the middle of nowhere called Ponyville(What it seems like to outsiders), and raised her kid, Button, while being known as nothing more than Button's Mom.
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If ten people post on this thread, I will repost it on some MLPFIM forum and take a sip for every time someone flames me for "Hatin' on theyr milf waifu", even though Spitfire is hotter.


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