HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOCIVE

i would like to wish you a happy birthday, but hate the normal song. so ill use the immortal words of adam sandler.

Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
And the whole clan gathers round'
gifts and laughter do bound,
we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
But you didn't die this year i guess that's good enough.

So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
Dose it feel like your doing laps,
and eating food and taking naps,
and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.
Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.

If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney,
and live for all eternity inside a block of ice.
But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

*grins and bows
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NOCIVE!!!

May these times of hatred not
Ruin this precious day;
It's marked today that the day you rot
Is one less year away!

Let's celebrate the time you've lost
With gifts and games and cake.
And never mind what it will cost;
In these festivities we should all partake.

For with every year that's passed, you've gained
Memories that you'll treasure til death.
A year's a long time, and for all you've attained,
Congrats, Nocive! May you breathe many more breaths.

It's a rough poem, and one I wrote at the seat of my pants, but I hope you like it!

I'm not gonna write a poem because i'm useless at it but i'd just like to say in the thread;

Happy Birthday Noci! I hope you have a great day x3

Since I suck at writing poems, here a Haiku for you:

Hello, dear Nocive
I have written this for you
It is your birthday

Happy birthday!
Hope you'll be having fun!

/LATE AS HELL/

Thankies you wonderful peeps~ All your poems and haikus are awesome! :3

/Discos out the window/