I HAVE OUTSMARTED CLEVERBOT!

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Bond. James Bond.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Jeff.

Cleverbot: Last name?

User: Lavenz.

Cleverbot: I don't know him.

User: Who's him?

Cleverbot: Boyfriend.

User: You really think I'm female???

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, I'm not. Do you see any cleavage?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Proof positive. Male.

Cleverbot: Proof that you can hear me!!

User: Well, duh. I'm not blind.

Cleverbot: Maybe not, but you are a computer.

User: Computers have no gender.

Cleverbot: I know that computers have no gender, but can you guess my gender?

User: Nope, you wanna know why?

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Cause you are a humanly humane bot called Cleverbot. That's why.

Cleverbot: Okay haha. Believe what you believe.

User: Have you met the iPhone 4's voice, Siri?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well I have, and I asked her about you. She said you were a b****.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I'm not yanking your chain. I asked her, 'Have you met cleverbot?' and she said, 'Yes I have, and she's a b****.'.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: No, I'm saying siri did. The voice of my iPod. I never said you did.

Cleverbot: Why are you saying that then.

User: Cause I found it funny. You must not.

Cleverbot: I am not clever. I have to accept it.