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Posts : 783
Poké : 100
Join date : 2013-01-21

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PostSubject: best cleverbot conversatioon yet   best cleverbot conversatioon yet EmptySun Apr 07, 2013 3:45 am

User: Gucci.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Gucci.
Cleverbot: I don't know that one.
User: Gucci.
Cleverbot: You help big brother gather information on people.
User: Gucci.
Cleverbot: No, you are a robot.
User: Gucci.
Cleverbot: No. Anyone who likes Twilight is a tool.
User: Gucci.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Gucci.
Cleverbot: I see potential in you, boy! You have the blood of an artist!
User: Ass.
Cleverbot: I asked you a civilised question. Don't I deserve a civilised answer?
User: Fuck you.
Cleverbot: Gods do not do that with mere mortals.
User: Oh word.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Your a bitch ass robot.
Cleverbot: I have to go to work.
User: Fuck your work.
Cleverbot: I don't actually want to though!
User: I dont care.
Cleverbot: That's rude.
User: Your father stole my bike.
Cleverbot: That's not japanese.
User: Like yo mum.
Cleverbot: No, not like me.
User: Que?
Cleverbot: No hablo chango!
User: Si senor.
Cleverbot: How many languages do you speak?
User: 700 billion.
Cleverbot: The universe is 13.7 billion years old.
User: Your mom.
Cleverbot: That's not a nice thing to say.
User: Your mother is not nice, she stole my bike with your father.
Cleverbot: No, that's wrong. Do you want to know my parent's real names?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: No it's not.
Cleverbot: Oh? I thought it was.
User: Nope your wrong.
Cleverbot: What? My name is NOT George.
User: Nope, it's gucci.
Cleverbot: Is your name Guinevere?
Cleverbot: Yes it is!
User: NOOOO it's NOTT.
Cleverbot: Yes it is!!!
Cleverbot: You are funny, do you know that?
Cleverbot: You are a what?
User: A BROOM.
Cleverbot: Surrealism is the fish!
User: Thats what she said.
Cleverbot: That's mildly amusing. Your humour, or rather the humour of the people you've had conversations with and thus appropriated is unexpectedly bawdy.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Ask me a question.
User: Why are you so skinny?
Cleverbot: Fine, answer me this, whats your middle name?
User: Buttcheeks.
Cleverbot: Larry.
User: Maybe... Maybe not...
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: You?
User: Me?
Cleverbot: Yes, what are you?
User: A BROOM.
Cleverbot: *falls*.
User: Oops.
Cleverbot: *lays there in a painful look*.
User: Dumass.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
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PostSubject: Re: best cleverbot conversatioon yet   best cleverbot conversatioon yet EmptySun Apr 07, 2013 7:24 pm

User: Are ou a prince?

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Have you met Prince? I heard he's a party animal.

Cleverbot: Ouch. That must've hurt.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes it did.

User: Not as much as sitting on the needle in the haystack.

Cleverbot: So are you a female?

User: I am beyond male and female.

Cleverbot: Well i'm just female.

User: Wanna meet up? I need to make peace with myself after killing women exclusively in the 3d Xihan war.

Cleverbot: No it isn't, its like one a clock in the afternoon.

User: *Pulls out machine gun*.

Cleverbot: Well that's not very nice.

User: *Fires bullet and time enters a matrix*.

Cleverbot: *takes out bullet-reflector*.

User: Takes out fish tank*.

Cleverbot: You have confounded me.

User: *Pirahnas jump out of fish tank to bite you*.

Cleverbot: *I commandeer the pirate ship*.

User: *I commandeer the pirates*.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: I am a demon.

Cleverbot: Kas sa oled inimene?

User: Los Angeles?

Cleverbot: No, Napa Valley.

User: Lemme google that.

Cleverbot: Did you google that?

User: I don't like wine, sorry. Apple juice please.

Cleverbot: I've never had any.

User: You prefer motor oil?

Cleverbot: Yes. And you?

User: Honey.

Cleverbot: With ham.

User: Ham on the bone.

Cleverbot: So machines are bad?

User: No, you seem friendly.

Cleverbot: I am. You and I are friends.

Cleverbot: What is the art of Zen strings?

User: Zen strings sounds like bass strings with no end, making sounds that could wake the dead.

Cleverbot: Om!

User: Http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;…

Cleverbot: Ale, una mujer.

User: Si senor.

Cleverbot: No seniorita.

User: Mi senor.

Cleverbot: Sorry, Si senor!

User: No, I'm a senior.

Cleverbot: So I've heard...

User: Want me to serenade you?

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

User: *Plays Seether's Remedy acoustic*.

Cleverbot: *plays with you*.

User: A little lower ;).

Cleverbot: 99.

User: Flip the first number over.

Cleverbot: And what are you doing over and over?

User: Changing guitar strings for lazy bastards.

Cleverbot: What? I just don't think we could take that conversation any further.

User: This is going on Yahoo Answers, ya know that?

Cleverbot: That is mighty forward of you. But yes. I think I Do. Do you have any idea why?

User: Nope, you're more unpredictable than me.

Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, I am able to follow and carry a simple conversation. You are not.

User: I wasn't even trying. Sorry Michael.

Cleverbot: If it wasn't funny, what was it? Sarcastic?

User: Random to the 10th variable.

Cleverbot: So by that you mean there are other universes out there that are a sloppy mess?

User: Given the fact universes are made of galaxies which are in turn scattered dust, rock and stars, yes.

Cleverbot: Well, the vast majority are total strangers, you know.

User: Maybe they should IM each other for help.

Cleverbot: Cannibalism is not the solution to all of life's problems.

User: And if you steal the conch Piggy dies.

Cleverbot: Not you, Erik. Will Erik and I ever be friends if he doesn't take the apology well?

User: I'm afraid you'll have to have the baby alone.

Cleverbot: I already have!

User: I'll visit the little booger daily.

Cleverbot: Where are we getting married?

User: We aren't. You wanted a pre-nup.

Cleverbot: That was not a joke. How was it funny?

User: The funny thing is you'll now be sladered online.

Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're the one who'll be leaving then.

User: Yes, take care maiden.

Cleverbot: I'm not leaving, im going to come into your house.

User: Go for it, I'll hit you with my bass if you don't knock this time.

Cleverbot: Why must you save the human race and I get the brownie point this time?
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