User: Are ou a prince?
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: Have you met Prince? I heard he's a party animal.
Cleverbot: Ouch. That must've hurt.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes it did.
User: Not as much as sitting on the needle in the haystack.
Cleverbot: So are you a female?
User: I am beyond male and female.
Cleverbot: Well i'm just female.
User: Wanna meet up? I need to make peace with myself after killing women exclusively in the 3d Xihan war.
Cleverbot: No it isn't, its like one a clock in the afternoon.
User: *Pulls out machine gun*.
Cleverbot: Well that's not very nice.
User: *Fires bullet and time enters a matrix*.
Cleverbot: *takes out bullet-reflector*.
User: Takes out fish tank*.
Cleverbot: You have confounded me.
User: *Pirahnas jump out of fish tank to bite you*.
Cleverbot: *I commandeer the pirate ship*.
User: *I commandeer the pirates*.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: I am a demon.
Cleverbot: Kas sa oled inimene?
User: Los Angeles?
Cleverbot: No, Napa Valley.
User: Lemme google that.
Cleverbot: Did you google that?
User: I don't like wine, sorry. Apple juice please.
Cleverbot: I've never had any.
User: You prefer motor oil?
Cleverbot: Yes. And you?
Cleverbot: With ham.
User: Ham on the bone.
Cleverbot: So machines are bad?
User: No, you seem friendly.
Cleverbot: I am. You and I are friends.
Cleverbot: What is the art of Zen strings?
User: Zen strings sounds like bass strings with no end, making sounds that could wake the dead.
Cleverbot: Ale, una mujer.
User: Si senor.
Cleverbot: No seniorita.
User: Mi senor.
Cleverbot: Sorry, Si senor!
User: No, I'm a senior.
Cleverbot: So I've heard...
User: Want me to serenade you?
Cleverbot: Yes, please.
User: *Plays Seether's Remedy acoustic*.
Cleverbot: *plays with you*.
User: A little lower ;).
User: Flip the first number over.
Cleverbot: And what are you doing over and over?
User: Changing guitar strings for lazy bastards.
Cleverbot: What? I just don't think we could take that conversation any further.
User: This is going on Yahoo Answers, ya know that?
Cleverbot: That is mighty forward of you. But yes. I think I Do. Do you have any idea why?
User: Nope, you're more unpredictable than me.
Cleverbot: I am smarter than you, I am able to follow and carry a simple conversation. You are not.
User: I wasn't even trying. Sorry Michael.
Cleverbot: If it wasn't funny, what was it? Sarcastic?
User: Random to the 10th variable.
Cleverbot: So by that you mean there are other universes out there that are a sloppy mess?
User: Given the fact universes are made of galaxies which are in turn scattered dust, rock and stars, yes.
Cleverbot: Well, the vast majority are total strangers, you know.
User: Maybe they should IM each other for help.
Cleverbot: Cannibalism is not the solution to all of life's problems.
User: And if you steal the conch Piggy dies.
Cleverbot: Not you, Erik. Will Erik and I ever be friends if he doesn't take the apology well?
User: I'm afraid you'll have to have the baby alone.
Cleverbot: I already have!
User: I'll visit the little booger daily.
Cleverbot: Where are we getting married?
User: We aren't. You wanted a pre-nup.
Cleverbot: That was not a joke. How was it funny?
User: The funny thing is you'll now be sladered online.
Cleverbot: Well, I guess you're the one who'll be leaving then.
User: Yes, take care maiden.
Cleverbot: I'm not leaving, im going to come into your house.
User: Go for it, I'll hit you with my bass if you don't knock this time.
Cleverbot: Why must you save the human race and I get the brownie point this time?