Two Truths and a Lie

So, simple rules here: One player states three things about themself, two of which are true and one of which is a lie. The other players have to guess which is the lie. The player who guesses correctly first takes the next turn.

Due to the fact that there are only three answers, once three people have guessed the only available options, please wait for the original player to choose the winner to avoid spamming/clutter.

To start us off:

1. I once kicked a soccerball into the groin of a goalie from across the gymnasium we were playing in.

2. I once was wrapped and left in bubble wrap for about 5 hours during christmas.

3. I owned a lizard who I named Elizardbeth.

TAKE THAT!

Number 1 is fake! Such long distances and the small profile of the target means that the level of accuracy and strength required can only be achieved by sheer luck! Do you possess such luck?