Would You Rather..?

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[(Just FYI, I did not write this first post.. Copied and pasted it from a friend on another site..)\

You all should know the "Would you rather?" game, right? Well, if you don't know how to play it, here's an example:

Member1: Would you rather be social or independent?
Member2: Social. - Would you rather be 20 or 50 years old?
Member3: 20 years old. - Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor with a lot of friends?

I'll start:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Eat the iPad. More so if it's someone else's. Because evil.

Would you rather explode or implode?

Implode. That'd be awesome.

Would you rather be forced to wear near-sighted glasses for the rest of your life or far-sighted glasses for the rest of your life? (Assume you have perfect vision)

New-sighted. I'd like to read easily, thank you very much.

Would you rather drop a bomb on the house of a person who's planning to kill you or on the house of someone who's already executing the plans to kill you?

Good one. I choose the guy executing stuff, 'cause then I have more living time. ^^

Would you rather be forced to give change for a $100 in pennies, or only be able to pay with coins for the next 2 months?

only be able to pay with coins.

would you rather have a gold house or a diamondhouse?

Diamond House, that way if i need any tools i can just take part of the floor, it;ll make everyone jelly >:3

Would you rather Be trolled or rick roll'd?

Trolled. I am very well trained and experienced in the arts of the anti-troll.

Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or in space?

SPACE. Why? One: because SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE and two: There is A LOT more stuff to see there.

Would You Rather:
Be haunted for the rest of your life, or forever walk the Earth in limbo?

Limbo, because Limbo is Limbo.

Would you rather drill 50 miles into the Earth or 50 miles into Mars?

Earth. I'd suffocate on mars.

Would you Rather be forced to sing justin beiber or date your wife's sister?

Justin Bieber. I always take an opportunity to mock his singing.

Would you rather have a thousand pens that are out of ink or a thousand pencils that have fake lead in them?

Thousand Pencils, i could use their erasers xD

(Caution dark one ahead)
Be killed and that be the end of it, or be killed and have all of your limbs/organs be given to people considered more significant than you. (Note: This is involuntary being killed)

the second one. at least some good would come out of my dying.

Would you rather be arrested for grand theft or using an emulator?

Oops i forgot a few details xD ah well, I guess grand theft...because then i'd have an epic chase story to tell xD

WOuld You Rather, live in a world where parents can sign their kids over to the government to be taken apart for transplants and have them not consider you dead even though you technically are, or live in a world with every horror character ever created chasing after you?

First one. My parents wouldn't do that, so it probably wouldn't affect me. (And if they would, then I'm sure that there's one or two siblings that could completely voluntarily take my place...)

Would you rather be able to punch death in the face or be able to punch anyone of higher authority in the face with no consequence?