Would You Rather..?

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[(Just FYI, I did not write this first post.. Copied and pasted it from a friend on another site..)\

You all should know the "Would you rather?" game, right? Well, if you don't know how to play it, here's an example:

Member1: Would you rather be social or independent?
Member2: Social. - Would you rather be 20 or 50 years old?
Member3: 20 years old. - Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor with a lot of friends?

I'll start:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Unpopular & Smart. Ya still have friends <3

WYW: Lose your tounge or lose both arms?

Tongue. I want to DO STUFF, you know? I don't mind being mute or not being able to taste.
WYR: Be a hypocrite or a liar?

A liar, although I already am a hypocritical liar.

WYR: Know how or when you die?

When. That way I'm less paranoid and relatively more accepting about my death.

WYR: Be omnipotent or omniscient for an hour? Assuming that you cannot be omniscient if you're omnipotent.

Niether cuz I dunno what they mean...?

WYR: Be fat and live in your mom's basement or skinny, poor, and have to go to school to be bullied?

Basement. There's a computer and wifi there, right?

WYR: Get bit by a zombie or by a not-incredibly-stupid vampire?

I guess zombie. Twilight ruined vampires for me.

Would you rather listen to all of Justin Beiber's songs or watch all of the Twilight movies?

Twilight. I heard that the latest one was actually pretty good. Y'know, in an incredibly stupid sort of way. At least Twilight is somewhat bearable.
Also, I said a not-incredibly-stupid Vampire. That means an ACTUAL vampire.

Would you rather become a random basic Pokemon that isn't a legendary or own one legendary (which is not of your choosing)?

Become one. I don't care which one, cuz Pokémon are cool. Better than being a human, that's for sure :3.

Would you rather have Missingno for a face or a Trubbish for a face?

Trubbish. I at least want A face.

WYR be unable to sleep for more than 2 hours every 24 hours, or sleep for 12 hours EVERY TIME you go to bed, regardless of how awake you are.

Sleep for 2 hours. REAL MEN NEED NO SLEEP. Plus I can stay up without needing to sleep.

Would you rather die every day and be revived right after, or continue living the way you do now, and when you DO die, you don't get revived?

I'd rather stick to what I'm comfortable with.

WYR: Drink ketchup from the bottle (EVERY LAST DROP) or eat undercooked boiled chicken.

Boiled chicken. Its still KINDA cooked if its boiled... right?

WYR: Get stabbed by a toilet or get stabbed by an onion. :3

Onion. That way I won't get E-COLI.

Would you rather get eaten by a snake alive or get eaten by a whale alive?

Whale, more room xD

Be handcuffed to Cheren(From BW2) or Bianca(BW2) for the rest of your life?