I promise to post in the returns section, but I figure that I've been gone so long that I may as well constitute a noob again.
Name's Anton, AKA antonm1107. I'm that bastard some of you might have heard of that constantly criticizes people while precariously (and sometimes hypocritically) protecting his own works. I'm a total prick who likes to act like a genius because he (I? Shit, I need to brush up on grammar) reads essays on occasion and studied math in Hong Kong.
In order to give you newbies an idea of what I'm actually like, here's a short review of my time on this site.
When I joined this site about two years ago (?), I created a character called Tom and made a short story/subplot involving him that is, in retrospect, absolutely awful. When I roleplayed him, I basically ignored my description of him and just did whatever the hell I wanted with the character. I ended up with a consistent character, but one whose initial description was rather inaccurate. At the time, I was a cocky little shit that posted videos of happytreefriends onto the chat and described every single death that happened there as I watched it, which I'm pretty sure was against the rules but I didn't care (and indeed, still don't).
Eventually, I had Tom join a guild, and planned out his death (which would lead to him going batshit insane and trying to kill his guildmates, which is, in hindsight, completely out of character. I'm so glad it didn't happen). In the meantime, I adopted Bait the Carvanha in preperation, and joined a multitude of free RPs, all of which died abrupt deaths (sometimes caused by me).
One day, I got bored of this site. I gave Tom away, made a competition wherein I split my money between the winners (there were only two contestants) and pissed off to not do jack shit for a year. No, seriously. I had a gap year - one without school - and I didn't even bother roleplaying in that time. Something is wrong with me.
Anyway, now I'm back. And I think it's been long enough that I can call myself what basically amounts to a noob again.
Aaand... Why did I write this again? I think I was writing this more for my sake than for yours. And in hindsight (Shit, hindsight is such an ass), this was more of a summary than a review.
Anyway, hi, SOMEONE PLEASE ROLEPLAY WITH ME/BAIT THE CARVANHA.
TLDR; hi my name's antonm1107 i've been on this site for a while but i quit a while ago but im back so im basically a noob again let's be friends.
Subject: I'm a noob. Yep. Nothing interesting to see here. 
