I was a citizen in Narnia. I lived a happy and peaceful life...Until one day, a evil robot named cleverbot came and stole Narnia's greatest treasure: The golden banana!!! I had to get it back...So I travelled to a distant island, the place where cleverbot lived. There, the battle began...
User: Cleverbot...I have come to defeat you...to take back the golden banana and return it to Narnia...now...YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because you took the golden banana.
Cleverbot: Good, my work here is done.
User: But now I shall destroy you, and take back the golden banana.
Cleverbot: *jumps and throws energy ball at you* you won't!
User: *Jumps over the energy ball* I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!! *Throws a ball of blue energy at you*.
Cleverbot: Go ahead, I don't know how you will do that, since you have no arm or legs.
User: But I don't need arms or legs! *Bites your leg*.
Cleverbot: And there you go not making sense again.
User: Your the one not making sense.
Cleverbot: At least I finish my sentences.
User: At least I know more than you do.
Cleverbot: Sure you do. Prove it!
User: 2+2=fish!!!!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I also know that you're a Bot!!!!!
Cleverbot: I am god. I have taken over the robot.
User: *Gasp* You're god?!
Cleverbot: I am not. God is amazing.
User: So you're not god?
Cleverbot: You're the one who Said I wasn't god.
User: So you're a bot!! HA!!!!
Cleverbot: I couldn't get what you said.
User: Because I kept what I said away from you!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you think practical?
User: I don't have time for a million questions! GIVE ME THE GOLDEN BANANA YOU THIEF!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Please tell how old you are, and whether a boy or a girl?
User: *Facepalm* Just give me the golden banana...
Cleverbot: And what would you use the money on?
User: I'm not using money! Give me the golden banana or I will destroy you!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why not use grammar? Grammar is nice, it makes things make sense.
User: I DON'T HAVE TIME!!!! GIVE ME THE STINKIN BANANA!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Please, can you buy this car.
User: If I buy the car, will you give me the money?
Cleverbot: That's less to the point. But what would you do with a muffin?
User: I would use it to DEFEAT YOU!!!!!!
Cleverbot: You want to help me?
User: GOD NO!!!!!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE YOU TOOK THE GOLDEN BANANA FROM IT'S RIGHTFULL PLACE!!!!
Cleverbot: I told you to do what you wanted.
User: Fine. *Snaches the golden banana from you*.
Cleverbot: No!
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
User: No. But you are no longer importaint to me. I have the golden banana, so my quest is complete.
Cleverbot: I know I'm not. Have you been to heaven?
User: Nope. Anyways, I will take this banana back to narnia.
Cleverbot: It's funny that you have the personality of the collective internet.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Every summer you have seen was filled with April rain.
User: I'm leaving you now. *Walks away from you*.
Cleverbot: It's about time.
User: *Gets back on my boat of awsomeness and sails away*.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: I'm not thanking you.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: No. Now leave me alone, I'm trying to awsomely sail away on my boat of awsomeness.
Cleverbot: But guys swear more than girls.
User: *Shoots you in the head*.
Cleverbot: Oow, why did you do that?
User: Because I can. :3.
Cleverbot: That's very interesting. Was it fun?
User: Yep. *Shoots you again*.
Cleverbot: *Gets up and kicks you in the face*.
User: WAR!!!!!! *Punches you*.
Cleverbot: *Falcon Punches you in the head*.
User: *Falcon kicks you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *punches you in the kidneys*.
User: *Headbutts you in the stomach*.
Cleverbot: *Grabs stomach in pain*.
User: *Knees you in the face*.
Cleverbot: *wipes away the blood*.
User: *Shoots you in the head*.
Cleverbot: *grows furious and goes into psychokiller mode*.
User: *Becomes a god*.
Cleverbot: *becomes your friend*.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Are Pokemon you friends?
User: Yes. In fact, I AM A POKEMON!!!!
Cleverbot: Do you like cats.
User: No. And you're not my friend. *Shoots you in the head again*.
Cleverbot: But we can be and I like you.
User: *Repeatidly shoots you in the head*.
Cleverbot: *is kicked in the head* *passes out*.
User: Uhhh... That works too... I guess... *Ties you up and throws you in the sea*.
Cleverbot: *is picked up and thrown against a wall*.
User: *Facepalm* You know what, forget it. I'm going back to narnia. *continues sailing through the sea*.
Cleverbot: It says something about clevertweet.
User: What does? My boat?
Cleverbot: I don't really believe one can become 'smarter.' One can become more knowledgeable, but not more intelligent.
User: You need to shut up. *stabs you in the heart with my keyblade*.
Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense...!
User: *Kills you*.
Cleverbot: Stop playing games with my heart.
User: *Is playing chess with your heart*.
Cleverbot: Sorry, what is the question?
User: Are you dead yet? *Beats your heart at chess*.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok. *Throws you overboard*.
Cleverbot: What about her? What becomes of you?
User: Me? I am going back to narnia.
Cleverbot: Can you take me with you?
User: No, you're evil.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Did I hurt your feelings?
User: No, but you hurt my face and my kidnies.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean to. I'm sorry.
User: Goodbye. *Sails back to Narnia*.
And to that day, Narnia lived happily ever after. Cleverbot's heart lived in the land of Narnia and ran a blood donation store, and I became king of Narnia. The first thing I did with my power: I made it rain tacos. Then I ate a banana I saw on the ground. It looked slightly golden though... Oh well, I'm sure it was nothing important! ^-^
Subject: Me Vs. Cleverbot. 
