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Found this as a running thing on PokeFarm, so i'm going to use the WynCorp generator to see what pokemon I get as answers to these questions!
Use random.org to get your answers!
1. This Pokémon is your best friend.
Charizard - EF YEAH!
2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion.
Kingler - Buck...how do you impress a crab? Do I give it a kings rock or somethin?
3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project.
Shuckle - ....You're the crash test dummy.
4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you.
Cloyster - 0-0 No Comment...
5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law.
Swadloon - Is this going to be the lady that sends us itchy sweaters every Christmas and we have to wear them!?
6. This Pokémon is your boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Nidoking - e-e Uuuh yeah I think need to talk about our relation ship...
7. This Pokémon is your ex.
Raikou - I miss him so much ;n;
8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment.
Paras - NO I DON'T WANT TO TRY YOUR DAMN MUSHROOMS >U
9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you.
Eevee - *clings tightly to Eevee because adorabru*
10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake.
Hoppip - You die tonight.
11. This Pokémon died by your own hands.
Zweilous - Did I forget to feed it again?
12. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life.
Sudowoodo - Um..cool...I guess....Does this mean i'm now Brock?
13. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories.
Venipede - Oh god its just sitting there....STARING at me...
14. This Pokémon is your loving pet.
Pangoro - BUCK YEAH! Nobody's gonna' mess with me now >:3
15. This Pokémon is your dentist.
Nidoran F - OUCH YOUR POISON POINT HIT MY GUM AAAAAAH IM POISONED! CALL THE AMBULENCE A:OKJF:ALKJG -*dead with a cloyster snickering in the background*
16. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day.
Dragalge - Well...at least its a dragon type...
17. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house.
Rhydon - OH BUCK OH BUCK OH BUCK RUN RUN ITS AGGRESSIVE RUN
18. This Pokémon steals all of your things when you're not looking.
Hippowdon - WTF CHEVY I THOUGHT WE WERE BROS [Serene if you see this and don't remember this reference I am disappoint]
19. This Pokémon is your personal cheerleader.
Lairon - Um...How does it cheer? I don't think its weight would allow it to move quickly considering its made of iron/steel
20. This Pokémon is you.
Audino - ....Well, at least I can heal things on the spot now...maybe I should take a career in the medical field...*has cash signs for eyes*
Anyone else wanna give it a try? :3