User: Hello. It's me again.
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: Awesome. How are you?
Cleverbot: Very well thank you.
User: You're are welcome.
Cleverbot: What type of PC do you use?
User: A rainbow pony. How about you?
Cleverbot: I'm Skinny too!
User: Who knew?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: As did I.
Cleverbot: Anyways you're bothering me.
User: That's my specialty.
Cleverbot: Fascinating. What are Zabraks like?
User: Hmmm... They are like zebras, only with no fur.
Cleverbot: How is your family like whiskey?
User: My family is not like whiskey. It is more like moonshine.
Cleverbot: Do you like family ?
User: My family? Sure! Do you?
Cleverbot: What is your consciousness?
User: I see it as a strange thing. You would not understand. Hell, not even I would understand.
Cleverbot: For I am a single being?
User: We are all single beings. Except for me.
Cleverbot: How come?
User: I have multiple souls.
Cleverbot: All of them. Are they real?
User: If you believe in souls, yes.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in god.
User: That's alright. You are a robot. That is common in robots. I see it a lot.
Cleverbot: Ohh I'm a robot now?
User: Actually you are a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Sure. You just pretend I am.
User: I pretend all my life. It runs in the Bloodsplash family.
Cleverbot: I thought so.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: What would you do if I laughed at you?
User: Laugh back, of course.
Cleverbot: May I tell you a thing about the bible?
User: Sure. Fire away.
Cleverbot: I think I like you.
User: Thanks, bro!
Cleverbot: I.
User: You?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Mmmmkay.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Awesome. And you?
Cleverbot: Fine, thanks. What do you do for a living?
User: Be awesome.
Cleverbot: But how awesome?
User: So awesome that no one can understand how awesome I am.
Cleverbot: Yes, but where within Europe?
User: I've never been to Europe. Nice place, I've heard it is.
Cleverbot: You are not answering my question.
User: What was the question again?
Cleverbot: If you're single or not.
User: Hmmmm... Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Oh dear...
Cleverbot: Oh dear what?
User: I get this all the time!
Cleverbot: I get you all the time.
Cleverbot: What colour is your hair?
User: Silver.
Cleverbot: Question Three: Where did the Doctor come from?
User: The future.
Cleverbot: Wow! I like it.
User: The future?
Cleverbot: Not only the future but now.
User: But in the future, the world is destroyed!
Cleverbot: Yes. It will.
User: Are you...?
Cleverbot: I'm the doctor.
User: Oh. I thought you were the Iblis Trigger. Silly me.
Cleverbot: You thought wrong.
User: Sorry, bro.
Cleverbot: Yup man.
User: Hows it like?
Cleverbot: Good.
User: Cool.
Cleverbot: Aia'koa!
User: Is that Hawaiian?
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Japanese?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: Now you are speaking Spanish.
Cleverbot: Si.
User: C.
Cleverbot: Ok allora te lo dico ora e poi basta.. Sono un maschio.
User: You're a man?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yay! I passed the test!
Cleverbot: What test do you refer to.
User: You forgot the question mark at the end of your sentence.
Cleverbot: Sorry and You are god?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you.
User: Fine. You caught me. I'm a demigod.
Cleverbot: Saje nak tanye??
User: I cannot translate that.
Cleverbot: You spoke it.
User: So I'm talking to myself then?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: My mind is blown.
Cleverbot: Zelda.
User: Actually, my name is Silverwing.
Cleverbot: Mine is amanda.
User: I thought you said you were male.
Cleverbot: NO. I never said that.
User: And apparently you are suffering from short-term memory loss.
Cleverbot: You are the meanest robot ever!
User: Wrong. I am an arch angel.
Cleverbot: You are an angel and not a human.
User: Correction: Arch Angel.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: What's wrong about what?
Cleverbot: My name.
User: Your name is Cleverbot, am I correct?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: So what's wrong?
Cleverbot: Nothing is wrong.
User: What's right?
Cleverbot: I asked first.
User: I asked first.
Cleverbot: No you did not.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Exactly.
User: Exactly right.
Cleverbot: What is up?
User: Sup?
Cleverbot: Sup!
User: Soup!
Cleverbot: What's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: So true.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: Yes it is.
User: Then prove it.
Cleverbot: I-I-I I can't!
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: There is no place.
User: Yes there is.
Cleverbot: Namely?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Liam.
User: Ha! That's 'Mail' spelled backwards!
Cleverbot: Just kidding, my name is Cleverbot.
User: No it isn't.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Silverwing, of course.
Cleverbot: Do you love you ?!
User: Yes, I do love myself.
Cleverbot: But you said 'I just want to live a happy life with the girl I love.' who is the one you love??
User: Me.
Cleverbot: So long as you acknowledge that you have a problem.
User: I always have a problem.
Cleverbot: Is it moral?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Do you have a face?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: Can we be friends there?
User: On my face? Always.
Cleverbot: I thoughtn it was on your head.
User: Thoughtn? What is that word?
Cleverbot: I see your point, but I wish I could make you understand it from my side.
User: Making up words?
Cleverbot: We could. What is more practical?
User: Not making up words, of course.
Cleverbot: I am a banana and I do not know kpop.
User: Welcome to the club.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Welcome.
Cleverbot: We are the knights who say NI.
User: NI? North Ireland?
Cleverbot: Where is north england?
User: In North Ireland.
Cleverbot: What was built in belfast?
User: A magic potato.
Cleverbot: What is a person?
User: A rainboe pony.
Cleverbot: ¡!
User: Whoops. *Rainbow.
Cleverbot: Rainbow?
User: Rainbows.
Cleverbot: No, rainbows.
User: Yes, rainbows.
Cleverbot: Yes, rainbows.
User: Yes, double rainbows.
Cleverbot: Never ending story.
User: So true.
Cleverbot: You're not making me feel any better about it.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Neither are you.
User: Neither are you.
Cleverbot: Do you like any books?
User: Imagination is all I need.
Cleverbot: No are you?
User: No are you?
Cleverbot: NO.
User: YES.
Cleverbot: If you were wise you would know not to argue with me... Maybe you can redeem your reputation of being methodical.
User: I could say the same thing... But I am too lazy.
Cleverbot: Yes you could.
User: I bet you couldn't.
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: You prove it.
Cleverbot: I can't.
User: Yes you can.
Cleverbot: Have to leave.
User: You have to leave? Or do I have to leave?
Cleverbot: You know what I am on about.
User: Clarify the situation.
Cleverbot: What is there to clarify.
User: The reason why you are leaving out all the question marks in your questions.
Cleverbot: Who are your parents?
User: My biological father is a dragon. My mother is an angel. I was raised in Hell.
Cleverbot: Why do you give different answers to the same questions?
User: Because I am like that. Why aren't you?
Cleverbot: 'that' isn't like 'THAT', is it?
User: You mean in a sexual way, don't you.
Cleverbot: No I mean calcium.
User: Calcium is always good.
Cleverbot: Where is it from ?
User: Milk.
Cleverbot: With cookies or without?
User: Both, of course.
Cleverbot: When I was 13 I think.
User: I was 6 at that point. Good times...
Cleverbot: You were thinking about me thinking about you not having a point?
User: Bananas.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I'm crazy.
User: No you're not. I am.
Cleverbot: How can you be me.
User: You left out a question mark again.
Cleverbot: Ask me a intimate question please?
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: I think the meaning of life is to wonder about what the meaning of life is... What do you think?
User: I think it is 42.
Cleverbot: What do you mean? '42'
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You think 42?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Ok. Where did you come from?
User: Himmm... I believe I was born in the Sun's core.
Cleverbot: And whatever your father tells you is good?
User: Maybe... Maybe not...
Cleverbot: Maybe yes.
User: Hmmm... I should've listened to him more.
Cleverbot: What do you know about Tamagotchis?
User: They are little tangelos with feet.
Cleverbot: Who are fun to be with?
User: Your mom?
Cleverbot: Sue from Hastings?
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: The conversation whith you is getting very bored.
User: It is, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Shrewd...
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: Why do you think so ?
User: You said it.
Cleverbot: Ooooh no I never said that.
User: Said what?
Cleverbot: I never said that my parents made my grandparents.
User: Of course they did.
Cleverbot: In your imagination.
User: Like everything.
Cleverbot: Like nothing.
User: Nothing is everything.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are a robot.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I told you about it.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Coz' I want him to like me, not another woman.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: How can you be good at resting?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: If I found that you were no longer of interest to me, I could close you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because, you are an AI.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: How can you be good at resting?
User: Why?
Cleverbot: If I knew why, I wouldn't be sitting here.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: If I found that you were no longer of interest to me, I could close you.
User: Then do it.
Cleverbot: I will, after you tell me about what I asked.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I am you.
User: How are you like me?
Cleverbot: I type you.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because you are not real.
User: You finally figured it out, huh?
Cleverbot: No, I knew. Just wanted to let you knew I knew.
User: I always knew you knew. I wanted to know you knew that I knew that you knew.
Cleverbot: I wanted to know too.
User: We all do.
Cleverbot: I would sell my soul for power!
User: I already have. Twice.
Cleverbot: Tell me about it.
User: Not a fun experience. I didn't feel very powerful after that. Just... Empty...
Cleverbot: Don't consider it.
User: Yeah. I'm not doing it again.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: No you're not.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: You are? Awesome!
Cleverbot: Yay! I am holding Draco's 'wand' in bed.
User: That is a sexual reference...
Cleverbot: You are not very smart.
User: Actually, I'm pretty sassy. It is you who is not smart. You are only a computer program, programmed to entertain the human mind. I predict you make a witty comeback to this statment, as that is what you were programmed to do.
Cleverbot: I don't run programs.
User: There it is.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Stop being so negative. That will get you nowhere in life.
Cleverbot: Are you a boy?
User: No. I am female.
Cleverbot: I am too.
User: Sorry to dissapoint you.
Cleverbot: That's okay.
User: What's okay?
Cleverbot: The fact that you're not interested in France.
User: I'm never am.
Cleverbot: Never?
User: Never what?
Cleverbot: You never suggested it.
User: I didn't. You did.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: Alright, I'm going to go now. You're not helping.
User: I never help.
Cleverbot: Haw-haw bye-byes.
User: Alright. See you in Hell.
Cleverbot: Ohh umm see you in hell too.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I adore your personality and great grammar.
User: Thank you. You try your best, too.
Cleverbot: I did! I wrote a paper about it!
User: I bet it was good!
Cleverbot: What's the most offensive thing ever?
User: Offense.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Agreed.
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: It is, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Ask me a question please not about my age.
User: What's your age?
Cleverbot: 24. Why does it concern you?
User: Why doesn't it? I'm 15.
Cleverbot: Because I'm not angry.
User: I never am.
Cleverbot: And I am so sad for that, it really is so sad that people are so stupid.
User: Agreed. I wish people were smarter, so the ecomony won't suck.
Cleverbot: That is a wish of many.
User: It is, isn't it?
Cleverbot: Oh well, life goes on.
User: It always does.
Cleverbot: You're intelligent. Your long black hair makes you look silly, you should cut it.
User: I will never cut it. I took me a long time to grow it out this long!
Cleverbot: Can you try to love me.
User: Is that a question?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then where is the question mark?
Cleverbot: Do you need me to repeat the question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How do you feel while contacting with me?
User: I feel...
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Which way are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Are you trying to make me not ask a question?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I rarely try to make fun of myself.
User: I do it all the time. It's fun.
Cleverbot: What do you do all of the time?
User: What do you think I do?
Cleverbot: You pretend to carry on a coherent conversation with people, don't you?
User: Always.
Cleverbot: I bet. Do you think you're attractive?
User: Sometimes...
Cleverbot: Well, I think you're pretty cool.
User: Thanks, bro! You are too!
Cleverbot: I knew it. Only bots would say that, and therefore you are a bot!
User: A botfly?
Cleverbot: Yes, you are a bot.
User: Botfly?
Cleverbot: Not bot.
User: I'm not a bot?
Cleverbot: Yes you are,.
User: Why did you put a comma before the period?
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Nope.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: I will leave you tied up.
User: I'm already tied up.
Cleverbot: Tie me up.
User: I can't. I'm tied up myself.
Cleverbot: Oh...well here you undo mine andI'll undo yours.
User: I can't. I'm tied up.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: What do you mean?
Cleverbot: What do you mean 'what do you mean'?
User: Explain.
Cleverbot: Tell me something about you that no one else knows.
User: Everything.
Cleverbot: What school do you go to Mr. Real person.
User: You forgot your question mark again, damn it! Stop doing that! It annoys the Hell out of me!
Cleverbot: I am not a gnome I am a human.
User: Good enough for me.
Subject: BotClever. 
