Outdo the above poster.

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A simple forum game. Each poster describes an action that is better/more awesome than the action the above poster had posted.

I'll begin. I draw a picture.

I then make antom turn into a jar of crunchy peanut butter working as a stuntman.

I beat ALL elite fours AND all champions in the span of half a second whilst being a jar of crunchy peanut butter working as a stuntman.

I beat antom the crunchy peanut butter stuntman in the span of -98 seconds.

I killed everyone on the forum twice in -2006 milliseconds. Heh... 2006...

I killed everyone on the forum so many times that they won't fit on the period on the end of this sentence.

how exactly do you do stuff in a negative time period whiplash/kirb? Cuz that seems to me like you brought everybody back to life.
Anyway.

I poured myself a glass of water and DIDN'T SPILL IT. BEAT THAT!

I poured water into a thimble without spilling it, while on a unicycle on fire in space.

I poured water into the floor and it didn't spill onto the floor.

IMPOSSIBLE TO BEAT. MWAHA

I poured water onto every surface in the universe and it didn't spill onto any of those surfaces. Your impossible to beatness has been beaten.

I poured dryness onto all the wet surfaces. They are now potato.
Your beating of impossible to beatness has just been dictionary.

I MASH THE POTATOES. HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

XD

I eat the mashed potatoes with my nose.

I eat mashed potatoes with my nose and GO ON AN AWESOME ADVENTURE IN MY HEAD. YEAH. I MADE MASHED POTATOES INTO HALLUCINOGENIC DRUGS.

I got White for christmas and beat the main story in 4 days, with the added addition of haing all the starters' SEEn statuses, and haing White Kyurem, Mew, Giratina, Rayquaza, Dragonair, the Lunar Wing, and have the entire "Mystery Doors of the Magical Land" series into Pokestar Studio's theater, and have Mr. Stu Dio congratulate me on all of them being a smash hit, which entails me to defeat a level 70 prop with a level 45 ice cream cone.

I KILLED BangBronze's character with a WURMPLE after beating the crap out of her team. Yeah. BEAT THAT.