Talk in Rhymes

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Let's talk in rhymes. Talk in rhymes all the time.

This game easy as one, two, three
Take a rhyme and add to it as you see

No three-way rhymes
That just wastes one's time!

Join this game or die in shame.

You rhyme just failed,
Now you're mailed,
You said hair twice,
You give horrible advice,
You're not at all cool,
You just got schooled, fool!

Roses are red vilotes are blue pickles are green and so are you

I am green,
I am red,
I know where you live,
I'm under your bed,
I eat there now,
I sleep there then,
You couldn't get me to leave,
Not even for the ultimate pen

Your under my bed? You sick sick man! Now I have to run you over with my van.

Stop! Halt! It's a Patrol Cop!
Running him over is over the top!
I must arrest you for assault and battery!
You cannot run, and don't try flattery!

Thank you, cop,
But I am immortal, not just slop,
I can do anything I want,
I could even haunt,
A kid at night,
With my might,
I eat with my neck,
And even win any bet,
You can't make me fail,
And I won't bail.

Hm thats funny, im immortal too. Please dont go back onto the topic of ugly shrews.

Ugly Shrews?
That's your news?
Come with me, son.
You owe the law a ton!