Would You Rather..?

First topic message reminder :

[(Just FYI, I did not write this first post.. Copied and pasted it from a friend on another site..)\

You all should know the "Would you rather?" game, right? Well, if you don't know how to play it, here's an example:

Member1: Would you rather be social or independent?
Member2: Social. - Would you rather be 20 or 50 years old?
Member3: 20 years old. - Would you rather be rich with no friends or poor with a lot of friends?

I'll start:
Would you rather be a cat or a dog?

Belly button. Science has not shown any use for it yet.

Would you rather be a president or a prime minister?

Prime minister. Less people will try to assassinate.
Would you rather be an insomniac or have to sleep twelve hours a day, every day?

Insomniac. Who needs sleep?

Would you rather only be able to drink coffee or tea?

Tea. I have an irrational fear of coffee. Don't ask.

Would you rather only use Bing or only use Google?

Google. Bing is evil.

Would you rather have no bed or no bath tub/shower thingy?

no bathtubshowerthingy. would you rather have no ears or no toes? GRUESOMALITY.

Toes. I can't live without mah musique, bro.

Would you rather be a master at chess or checkers?

CHESS. checkerz is for 3 year olds. Rould you rather be a combatanant in mortal kombat without a choice or fight a polar bear in the south pole with no clothes and your hands tied to your back? THAT IS DEVIOUS RIGHT THERE.

Mortal Kombat. At least I'd have a chance.

Would you rather have a Russian or British accent?

Russian, duh. Rould you rather have internet fame or have street fame?

Internet fame. I'll let all of the killers and hundred dollar billers (internet cookie if you get the reference) not know my name, thank you very much.

Would you rather have a rocket launcher or flamethrower?

Flamethrower. BURN ICE CUBES BURN. It is also good for a BBQ. Would you rather not have internet or not have tv?

TV. I already never watch TV.

Would you rather have a broken pencil or broken pen?

Broken pencil, now i have two. Would you rather be eaten or burned alive?

...Good one. Hmmmmm... Eaten, as then there is a better chance that my organs will be ripped apart faster, allowing me to die quicker.

Would you rather fall into quicksand or tar?