Meanwhile, with Cleverbot....

The bold text is Cleverbot.

In America, you break law. In Soviet Russia, law breaks you.
In Soviet Russia, vodka drinks you!
In Soviet Russia, bullets dodge you!
In Soviet Russia, man on TV watch YOU!
In Soviet Russia, marshmallows roast YOU!
In Soviet Russia, YOU ignore cat!
In Soviet Russia, meat eats YOU!
In Soviet Russia, you power nuclear power plant!
In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you!
Can't beat you there.
Yay! I won!